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0 HAY I HAD AN ORSUM STOREE 4 MY JERNUL BUT GESS WUT I ACKSIDENTALY CLOSD TEH TAB I HAD MY STOREE ON & ITS ALL GONE NAO SO THX ALOT STUPID ANGREEFAICE I HOPE U TIRE IN A DIE FIRE >: (

NEWAIS, HEERS SOMETHIN I'M MAKIN UP AS I GO ALONG SO NJOY:
1NSE UPAWN A TIEM IN TEH MARRY OLD LAND OV GAUZE THER WUZ A BACON BUTTER NAEMED JERRY WHO RAN TEH COUNTY JALE. HE LOVD 2 EET PEENUT BUTTR & HAM SAMMICHES, SO 4 HIZ 72ND BIFDAI HIZ MAWM GOT HIM A PEENUT BUTTR & CHIKENZ SAMMICH MAKUR. JERRY WUZNT PLEESD 2 SAY TEH LEEST, ESPESHULLY SINS HE H8ED CHIKUN. HIZ MAWM ENDED UP IN TEH HAWSPITUL A FEW DAIZ L8R BUT JERRY HAD NUFFIN 2 DEW WIT DAT OR SO TEHY SAY. SO NEWAIS, JERRY NAO HAD A PEENUT BUTTR & CHIKENZ SAMMICH MAKUR & HE HAD KNO CLOO WUT 2 DEW WIT IT. TEH MARRY OLD LAND OV GAUZE'S MASCOT, TEH HAHPEE NUN, HAPPND 2 WALTZ BYE JERRY IN A SEDUCKTIV FASHUN, WITCH DROV JERRY BONKURZ. 'WUTS UR NAEM PRTTY GURL?' AXED JERRY. TEH HAHPEE NUN GAVE NO ANSER & CONTINUD ON HER WEIGH. CRUSHT, JERRY SMASHT TEH PEENUT BUTTR & CHIKENZ SAMMICH MAKUR IN2 4 EVIN PEECIZ. '0 WOW NAO I GAWT 4 PEENUT BUTTR & CHIKENZ SAMMICH MAKURS 2 GET RID OV 0 WOE IZ ME' CRYD JERRY. NEVR IN HIZ LIEF HAD HE BEEN SOH SAHD SO HE CHOS TEH EZ WEIGH OWT & 8 TEH 4 PEECIZ OV TEH PEENUT BUTTR & CHIKENZ SAMMICH MAKUR. IT GAEV HIM SUM RATHUR NASTEE INDEGESTSHUN & TEH HAHPEE NUN GAWT SHOT IN TEH BAK 4 UNREL8D PERPUSIZ. BUT WUT HAPPND 2 JERRY'S MAWM? SHE GAWT KRABZ & HAD A NISE DINNUR WIF MISTER ROPER. IT WULD HAV BEEN MAGICKUL IF A BOHKAY OV FLOWURS APEERD 4ROM NOWERE, BUT DAT DIENT HAPPND & MISTER ROPER CALLD JERRY'S MAWM 'SUB-PAR'. SHE DYED HER HAER IN HOAPS OV ATRACKTING A MALE CALLUR BUT TAHT DIENT HAPPIN EETHUR. CONVISNT TAHT JERRY HAD SUMTING 2 DEW WIF 9/11, TEH MARRY OLD LAND OV GAUZE SENT HIM AWN HIZ WEIGH & JERRY WUZ NEVR HERD 4ROM AGEN. HE IZ PRESUMD DED OAR ALIFE IN A JAR OV WOLVES. SO ALLS WEL DAT INDS WEL, OKEJ?

KTHX

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Commented on: Fri Jul 21, 2006 @ 04:36am


	OH.EM.GEE!! TATS WUNDERFUL!!

Commented on: Sat Jul 22, 2006 @ 08:16am


	TL;DR

neurotikitten
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Lord Gride
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Commented on: Tue Jul 25, 2006 @ 07:27pm


	So his mom was still alive for his 72nd birthday? xD Oh Angree, how you kid. Cool story though.

Commented on: Wed Jul 26, 2006 @ 11:02am


	OKAY I LIED I WENT AND READ IT BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE I still haven't read it. mad DAMN I WANT A JAR OF WOLFS

AngreeFaice
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Commented on: Thu Jul 27, 2006 @ 05:34am


	GUUD scream

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