My cat was asturring,
and woke me up ******** early!
I had to go next door to look after the dog with care,
that son of a b***h drove me nuts!
I wished to be nuzzled all snug in my bed,
WRONG b***h!
And mamma in her... clothes... and me in my... clothes...
I was bitched at for not taking the cat litter out.
When out of the tree there arose such a clatter,
damn squirrles eating the bird seed! scream
Away from the window it flew like a flash,
I nailed that sucker with a shovel...
The sun was so bleak, we had no snow,
why the hell did Louisiana get snow when we didn't!?
Give the lustre...
^^skipping that rhyme
With a miniature PS2, and 8... Something...
I then played GTA: SA.
I new in a moment it must be St. Nick,
okay, so I'm delusional...
More rapid than eagles the poem did fly by,
I've decided to skip ahead.
-Then I exclaimed to all in the hood(not really),
Merry Christmas to all, and to all shut the hell up!
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Water Lily
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