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N00b = Newb, dumbasses. Burn in hell.
Okay, so, in the Towns, someone started dry-humping me wearing peasant's clothes and a Gaian balloon.

I got pissed and wrote, "******** off, n00b."

Now, you might be thinking what he was. "It's because of the clothing, isn't it?"

You're about to get a foot up your a**, just like he did.

He reloaded Towns and came in wearing Golden Laurels, to which I replied, "I'm impressed. You're still a n00b, though. Money can't change that."

He reloaded wearing an OMFG hat, a Guitar of Demona, a Demonic Pitchfork, the Laurels, and a Demonic Pendant.

To which I replied, "You're still a n00b."

"Yeah, well, you're a retard! It was because of my clothes, wasn't it?

"Um. No. Clothes don't define character. You made me feel uncomfortable, therefore, I called you a n00b for your lack of personality."

After ignoring cries of "OMG U don't look so good urself!" I am now writing this.

So remember.

"Hi, I'm Sally, I'm new on Gaia, and have only been here for a few days." =/= "OMG CYBER PLZ? heart "

Thank you for not being a n00b and reading this.






User Comments: [6]
Ivory_Rose
Community Member





Sat Aug 05, 2006 @ 05:06am


You're friggin' serious?! Holy sh- That is too freaky! whee


Ebania
Community Member





Sat Aug 05, 2006 @ 05:20am


What's freaky? O____O

Edit: Nevermind. You explained at e-sex is disgusting while I ate my Rice Krispy. Thank you.


Ebania
Community Member





Sat Aug 05, 2006 @ 05:44am


Whoa whoa whoa!

There's an organization for that?

heart


Yumatuu Serrono
Community Member





Fri Aug 11, 2006 @ 05:08am


Well said, it's not the clothes that make a person a n00b, it's the n00b inside the person who makes him a n00b.


User Comments: [6]
 
 
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