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Commented on: Fri Dec 31, 2004 @ 11:26pm


	Congrats. Your first useless post... I hope to see what other nonsence you put up here... By the way, the green chiwawa with the yellow stars ate your prostate.

Commented on: Mon Jan 03, 2005 @ 08:23pm


	Ouchy... crying

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Commented on: Mon Jan 03, 2005 @ 08:26pm


	Anyway,I`ve just ordered my personnal bodyguard,Monsieur Bob to eat your placenta while you sleep...and use your pancreas as a sidedish

Commented on: Mon Jan 03, 2005 @ 08:34pm


	Ahh... Alright well then I'll order my bodyguard Georgette. (he's so big and strong and manly) to lacerate the insides of your bodyguard Bob. I'm sorry but I need my pancreas andI'll entually have a placenta that I'm sure I will need. But you can have Georgette's pancreas if you wish. He doesn't have a placenta either.

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Commented on: Wed Jan 12, 2005 @ 08:34pm


	Ok deal,but while Georgette will be giving Mr. Bob his manly pancreas Bob will have Georgette disembowelled

Commented on: Thu Jan 13, 2005 @ 11:45pm


	I completelly consent. But I have to point out that Bob has had his disemboweling weapon detained since he tried to disembowel the queen of rice. So perhaps he would choose another way to assassinate Georgette. What about dilapidating him with an iron spoon?

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Commented on: Fri Jan 14, 2005 @ 12:42am


	What are you talking about ?!?!? Monsieur Bob has always disembowelled his victims with his bare hands !

Commented on: Tue Feb 08, 2005 @ 11:29pm


	He does? Oh my! I must have taken Mr. Bob for someone else!!! I will see to it that this error is corrected at once!!! ... hours later ... Hey! wait a minute... You liar. It sais here that Mr. Bob owned by pheonix285, (that's you!) uses a battle axe to disembowel his victims and that it was detained for public safety and reckless killing. Are you sure that your Mr. Bob tells you everything? Does he not have a day off a year? Is it not possible that your Mr. Bob is truly a fiend in hiding? Well, I say! You must get rid of him at once! I will even do the honors and sign the cremation papers for you. And if you wish, I'll get you another bodyguard of a name of your choosing. Now please, do the right thing and put down your Mr. Bob before he turns on you and eats your esophagus.

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Commented on: Fri Feb 25, 2005 @ 11:41pm


	Hmm,this is bad...very bad.I wish I could keep Mr.Bob...but Alas I cannot.I will have him cremated with the cotton yorkie from next door..and I would like to have him replaced by a servant whose name shall be...umm Mr.Kronz. How about that ?

Commented on: Tue Mar 01, 2005 @ 01:10am

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Commented on: Tue Mar 01, 2005 @ 01:38am


	Hmmm...alright I remember the directions I`ll see you when I`m done! 2-3 days later Ok,funny thing...about half way through the road I found this really nice man who claimed to be looking for work...his name is Mr.Hoag and did I mention he`s really nice? Anyway,I explained my situation to him and he volunteered to be my manservant!!!Isn`t that great news?!?!? free of charge too!!

Commented on: Thu Mar 03, 2005 @ 12:50am


	Mumble Yes... wasn't that a favorable event... mumble We'll just have to see about this... mumble I'd very much like to meet this Mr. Hoag... And I'd like him to meet my... mumble I must say! How kind of Mr. Hoag to offer his services to you. And free of charge as well. My... I would be worried for you my darling... I mean... How do you know he will not secretly try and murder you during the night? Hmm.... This may just work to my advantage then.... What? No, I was saying how you might as well try him out for a few weeks then... And then if nothing happens... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHcough cough... Yes well.... Carry on...

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Commented on: Thu Mar 03, 2005 @ 01:09am


	You ok? You sound like you`re plotting to murder both me and Mr.Hoag...oh well,probably just my imagination! Want a cookie ?

Commented on: Thu Mar 03, 2005 @ 01:25am


	Oh my no. Darling, why would I do such a haenous thing? It... makes no sense! Oh, what did you say you had a deadly allergy to again? A cookie? That sounds just lovely! Why thank you dearest!

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Commented on: Thu Mar 03, 2005 @ 01:30am


	Oh,ok...well I`m deadly allergic to deer snouts...oh yes, terrible things those deer snouts! I hope you like the cookie,it`s chocolate chip!! domokun

Commented on: Fri Mar 11, 2005 @ 10:40pm


	Deer snouts you say... Oh my goodness! These cookies ought to be sinful! They're simply to die for! ((Seriously. Damn good cookies. So umm... bringing any more to school any time soon?)) Perhaps I can mumble mumble And then I could mumble mumble. So my dearest, When can I meet this Mr. Hoag? I'd very much like to analyse the man who accepted to protect you for no charge. I'd like too see just what this man is getting in return. You're not bedding him are you! How shameful of a lady like yourself! That, my dearest, is not to be done. Is he forcing you? How ungentleman like. I'll... I'll... I break his neak!!! So my darling, what do you say?

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Commented on: Wed Apr 27, 2005 @ 11:01pm


	Like omg you`re bedding him!! don`t you remember?!?!? you don`t need to meet him...he`s your granpa!!

Commented on: Wed Apr 27, 2005 @ 11:42pm


	What? No dearest. You must have me confused with someone else. Both my grandfathers are dead. But is your Mr. Hoag so old that he would appear to be as such? My dearest. I do not trust him. Get rid of him. Or, let me get rid of him. I'll do a nice clean job of it. You'll see. Now where is he at this present moment exactly? Bring him to me as I sharpen....

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Commented on: Wed Apr 27, 2005 @ 11:52pm


	sharpen what?!?! your snout!?! Gross! gonk domokun

Commented on: Wed Apr 27, 2005 @ 11:56pm


	What? Of course not! My nose is plenty sharp already! I'm going to sharpen the double sided battle axe the queen of rice confiscated from your Mr. Bob. Would you happen to have an executioner's mask with you by any chance?

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Commented on: Thu May 12, 2005 @ 09:10pm


	Why yes I do!! It`s right here in my back pocket...right next to the YOYO!!! omg... gonk domokun scary

Commented on: Tue May 31, 2005 @ 12:21am


	Ohhhh..... May I? errg. Let's start anew. You make this too easy for me. And in that... actually making it harder for me... Yeah well.... Let's go. A new post then. And this time. You lead the story. Let's see what you can do.

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