Okay, now before you get ready to hunt me down thinking I hate Sasuke (and I'm talking Uchiha here), I don't. I like Sasuke.
You see... I have this nine year old cousin named Jamarcus.
Sad little boy growing up in a ghetto part of Houston.
He comes to visit about twice a month.
I can't stand that kid. He's like the little brother I never wanted.
He's stupid, and doesn't like to be told anything, so he'll probably always be stupid...
But, to get to the point of this thing, they have Naruto on Cartoon Network.
He watches it. He comes to me and says "I like Naruto 'cuz its ninjas."
He doesn't care about Anime, Manga, Japan...
To him its just another cartoon.
So I want to go to the mall, and I can't drive yet, so my mom drives...
And we have to take the rat along...
I always stop at Barnes& Noble first.
I get my magazines, manga, browse...
So he goes and get Naruto Vol. 1 and ask my mom to get it for him.
I show her Naruto's "Sexy Jutsu." And he is denied.
He goes and gets the volume where Naruto almost turns into the fox demon.
I show her where he says he's going to kill Haku. Denied.
He goes and gets... vol. 3 I think it is... And says "Well this one is about climbing trees!" I show her the teen rating. No manga for you, baka.
Anyway, somehow the kid ends up going to Hot Topic (they're owned by Abercrombie, you know). [And I hate that Hot Topic sells Manga and Anime Merchandise because thats kind of promoting a stereotype toward us otaku...]
So Jamarcus goes to Hot Topic and with the little bit of money he had, he gets a rubber Sasuke keychain and a patch of Naruto like, squatting.
He kept the patch on him at all times but "lost" the keychain.
The next day I cut up the keychain and burned it.
"And why would you burn such a precious item when you could have kept it?" You may ask me. Why? Because the dumb kid chewed on it. Thats why.
That is the story of the charred remains of Sasuke.
Recently, as I was... somewhere, I guess that little rat went rummaging through my room and found my wishlist. Which is simply:
~ A Pink DS Lite (imported from Japan, of course)
~ A White 30GB iPod Video
~ And this one really cute flash drive from mimoco.com
He finds my wishlist and later on tells me "I'm gonna get everything you're getting. I'm gonna get a atendo DS and an iPod an a fash dree." Really. Thats what he said. He's nine and says 'benember' instead of 'remember.' It'd be cute if he was two. He's nine.
Yeah... so he says he's going to get an iPod. He's never seen an iPod except for on TV. The kid owns one CD. Seriously.
I could go on and on about the dumb rat but you get my drift.
Though I can guarantee this isn't this last you've heard of him...
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