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hey my name is ben. i am 8 foot tall. and have loong purple hair. i have large succulent nipples shaped like sausages. and a erect fetus 2 by 4, 2 die 4. i also enjoy long walks on your footlong erect urine sample of love. l-o-v-7. xgunsxgoxbangxbangx! *tear*.

a message from cyrano-
:
your heart kindle my heart.
yo bro you b swangin those hairy garglin tomaters over a half pound slab of sadomasochistic covered bacon bits.......KEVIN BACON BITSKEVIN BACON BITSKEVIN BACON BITSKEVIN BACON BITSKEVIN BACON BITSKEVIN BACON BITSKEVIN BACON BITSKEVIN BACON BITSKEVIN BACON BITSKEVIN BACON BITSKEVIN BACON BITSKEVIN BACON BITSKEVIN BACON BITS.fragilekeep fro...BUVDBDIUVSBUDGVDBIU
dear jesus,
my mom just got a**s cancer and it would be a great help if you let...me.queef in your split pea soup.seriously




that was a message from cyrano.. thank you.




now enjoy a song.

my talons are sharpened!
like a lunatics gravitational pull,
then i just larflened,
all over your soul,
not to be frank,
but i like too hot,
omg,
omfg,
ommfglolcoflwatfcfslat (oh my ******** god laughing out loud crying on floor laughing with a taco flavored car freshener shaped like a tree)
then he said!
rainbows only believe in the jews of sciiieeennce,
JEWW
JEEWWW
JEWW want some moore
*cough*hannah*cough*findling*cough*
for alll i noo you just made of


F-L-A-M
thats all i nooo
I-N M-Y
cart thats all for showww
P-A-NTS
i have a uni..brow.
F-U-C-K
i just made love to a cow,
its not that hard,
ill teach you how,
i love tard,
and eating nickotine lartinis.

-hintfork
the new emo band of the S.A.R.S.
































domokun





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