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everything you need to know to understand meh jokes.
phaleontologist=a person that finds fossils and bones and stuff. 3nodding
Fossilmans=an icecream store in Alhambra California blaugh
thats about it. oh! and there is nothing about viagra or whatever in the first joke.

1. What is the name of the medicene that cures men but women like it also?
Man-a-Cure!

2.Where did the phaleontologist get his icecream?
Fossilmans!!!

3.Why did the dog not want to go in the sun?
He didn't want to be a hot dog!

4.(some one else might of made this one up before but i didn't try to copy anybody)
What do french people say in the bathroom?
Wee wee!

5.What is the saying of the ancient bathroom club? Tute-n'-come-in! (as is tutncomen)(or however you spell it). xd

6. conut: can you poke your head through this hole without opening it?( the hole is as big as when you make an o with your thumb and pointer finger).
some person: um... no.
conut:well i could.
some person: proove it!
conut: *pokes finger through thumb and pointer finger hole and pokes head with the finger that is through the hole*.
some person: oh. lol