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Halloween Costume

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't
know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes to a
costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a
parcel with the following note.
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Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover
your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a
pirate.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co
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The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden
leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives
another parcel and a note, which says:
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Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden
leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co
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Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden
leg to emphasizing his bald head, so again he writes the company another
nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel and a note
which reads:
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Dear Sir,
Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your
bald head, stick your wooden leg up your a** and go as a caramel apple.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co