Welcome to Gaia! :: View User's Journal | Gaia Journals

Germane: Ugh! How come I can’t find a pair of pants without some logo on the a** of it?

Foamy: How about this one?

Germane: Yeah (!) Just what I needed. A pair of pants with the phrase “sexy” on it guys stare at my a** enough as it is! The last thing I want to do is give these freaks more incentive to look!

Foamy: Why not? It will make you look like a cheap slut who’s crying out for attention that’s always good in these superficial societies – right?

Germane: For some maybe – not me damn it! I just want a pair of regular – non-baggy pants; no sexy logo on the back and something not cut so low that people can see my a** cleavage.

Foamy: Ew! You people have this overwhelming fascination with the ugliest parts of the human body.

Foamy: Wait! How about this? Na?

Germane: c**k-Master? I think I’ll pass.

Foamy: Why? What’s wrong with advertising that you are in control of a large farm bird?

Germane: Er… that’s not what it means.

Foamy: Oh it’s one of those words with the dual meanings I get it! Kinda like “murder”.

Germane: How does murder have another meaning?

Foamy: Hello? It’s the name given to a flock of crows and to a crime where someone is killed!

Foamy: Murder!

Germane: I didn’t know that.

Foamy: You don’t know a lot do you? First it’s the farm birds – next it’s the crows. You just have no knowledge of the bird species.

Foamy: Dumbass!

Foamy: What about this then? It shows your appreciation for giant cats and an affinity for the character on “The Sopranos” with the same name.

Germane: Big p***y?

Foamy: Wait, don’t tell me… dual meaning!

Germane: Oh yeah!

Foamy: Oh! Oh wait how about this one? This one display’s that you want to see some guy named “Richard” RICHARD!

Germane: Okay we’re leaving.

<<END>>

Foamy: (sung) Where are you Richard? We cannot find you now. I want to talk to Richard. RICHARD!