I'M RIDING MY BIKE AT 3 AM DOWN A DARK STREET PAST A BAR AND UNDER A BRIDGE WHERE THERE IS SOME HOOKERS AND STUFF SO I'M LIKE 'LOL' @ THE HOOKERS BUT THEN I SEE THIS ONE GIRL/GUY S/HE TURNED AROUND AND LOOKED @ ME WITH ONE OF THE ANGRIEST FACES EVER AND I WAS LIKE ' gonk heart ' AND STARED @ HER/HIM THEN I BUMPED INTO A CURB AND FELL OFF MY BIKE AND ALL THE HOOKERS LAUGHED @ ME EXCEPT FOR THE ANGRY BEAUTY I WAS GAWKING @ WHO THEN RUSHED OVER TO ME TO HELP BUT BROKE THE HEEL ON ONE OF HIS/HER PUMPS AND TRIPPED WHICH MADE ALL THE OTHER HOOKERS LAUGH EVEN LOUDER THATS WHEN I KNEW WE WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER WHILE MY ANGRY BEAUTY LAY ON THE GROUND IN A DAZE I LEAPT UP AND RAN TO HIS/HER SIDE HIS/HER PURSE LAY ON THE GROUND NOT TOO FAR AWAY WITH MAKEUP AND CONDOMS SCATTERED AROUND IT SO I STARTED TO GATHER ALL THE JUNK TOGETHER AND STUFF IT BACK IN THE PURSE BUT MY ANGRY BEAUTY THOUGHT I WAS ROBBING HIM/HER SO S/HE PULLED OUT A NAILFILE AND ADVANCED TOWARDS ME IN A MENACING MANNER AND I WAS LIKE 'HERES YOUR PURSE heart ' AND S/HE WAS LIKE 'YOU KNOW I ISN'T HAVING THAT mad ' AND S/HE WRESTLED ME TO THE GROUND AND STARTED CHOKING ME AND I WAS LIKE 'AAUUUUGHGHGNOILOVEYOUUHGGH scream gonk heart ' THEN SIRENS STARTED WAILING IN THE DISTANCE AND ALL THE HOOKERS SCATTERED INCLUDING MY ANGRY BEAUTY MUCH TO MY DISMAY AS THE SIRENS DREW CLOSER I MOUNTED MY BIKE AND HEADED FOR HOME AND I PRETTY MUCH NEVER SAW HIM/HER AGAIN BUT MAYBE BECAUSE I NEVER RETURNED TO THE DARK STREET PAST THE BAR AND UNDER THE BRIDGE BUT ANYWAYS ALL I HAVE LEFT OF MY SWEET ANGRY BEAUTY IS THE GOUGE MARKS FROM HIS/HER ACRYLIC NAILS DIGGING INTO THE FLESH OF MY NECK AND MAYBE HERPES BECAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD OUR LIPS TOUCHED FOR A SECOND WHEN SHE DRAGGED ME DOWN TO THE GROUND AND IT WAS MAGIC
::SPOILERS:: THIS ALL WAS REALLY JUST ME BY MYSELF WITH A MIRROR ON 5 TABS OF ACID :0
I KNOW I'LL MEET YOU AGAIN SOME DAY ANGRY HOOKER MANLADY scream scream gonk heart heart heart
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