What do you call a cow with a bad twitch? Beef JerkyPlease Read - With all the new beef around Gaia, I felt like having fun with it. =D I'm having a contest! The first person to respond correctly to all my beefy jokes gets 1000 gold! Come on? The jokes may be lame, but the cash sure isn't! domokun *Snort/chuckle*
Don't get me wrong, I'm not going to make it that easy... talk2hand there's got to be ground rules. Get it!??!?! Ground rules, ground beef. whee . . . l=
1. No friends can enter. Sorry buddies, but you get enough gold from me as it is. . . ( Naroo's friends - ''What gold? D:< I never got a cent out of you when questing for my Halo!!'' ) AHAHAHA, aha, aha. . .*Passes out gold*
2. You must respond to all my jokes! I don't care if you need that gold to get your grandma her prosthetic leg, no! gonk ( I guess that falls into not asking me for stuffers. I swear, I don't want to sound like the rest of the crochety elders on Gaia that think their crap doesn't stink, I'm just trying to be Naroo. ;.; *Sniffles* What's a Naroo to do...? )
3. I know the jokes are raw. <- Get it!?!?! RAW!?! RAW MEAT?!?!?! *Cough* But it is what's fun about the whole thing. You get to tap into to those grade school days when Mrs. Foot would try to entertain the class with jokes make from Bessy the old talking cow sock-puppet.
4. All answers are to be sent via private messages. First person to send it will get the goods. I'll have a new set of questions each day, so make sure to check back for another chance to win! I'll also announce the answers and who wins! <3
5. Remember - If a person wins, that person won't be able to compete again for another 2 rounds. It makes it fair. ;w;
6. Everyone, Naroo isn't joking on this rule. It's serious business. confused Please, remember that I am generously doing this for people. And to be generous in return, don't use mule accounts to get the gold again after you win a round.
7. Erm... felt like putting up seven rules. It udders out the people that are impatient. OMG. o_____O UDDERS?!??!?! I'm on fire tonight. heart
Ok, on to the jokes. =D Added!
Joke 1 - What are the spots on black and white cows? Holstains.
Joke 2 - What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed? Bull-dozin'
Joke 3 - Why don't cows have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry.
Joke 4 - What do cows wear in Hawaii? Moo- moos
Joke 5 - Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck? Because her horn didn't work
Joke 6 - Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon? The farmer had cold hands.
Joke 7 - Where do Russians get their milk? From Mos-cows
That's all for todays questions! <3
If you have a gut busting, milk squirting joke that you want to share with Naroo, then let me know! I might just buy it from you. .-.!! REMEMBER - If the questions aren't answered within the first day, the questions are carried onto the second day. So there will be 14 questions instead of 7!
10-12-06 Winner of Competition 1 - syrus[]the[]virus
10-13-06 Winner of Competition 2 - Aki_Minomoto
10-14-06 Winner of Competition 3 - Mousey Girl
10-18-06 Winner of Competition 4 - syrus[]the[]virus
11-13-06 Winner of Competition 5 - syrus[]the[]virus Being the last person to complete the contest, Syrus recieved a DONATION LETTER! That's right utterly impatient people. While you all were thinking my cow contest was to difficult, he recieved the grand prize! The contest is complete.
