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NO MORE SICKNESS NO MORE *STOMP STOMP* NO MORE SICKNESS NO MORE *STOMP STOMP* GOOOOOOOO TEAM! Okay, anyway, a bit of humor to brighten people's (who are sick like I was or depressed or sad or something) day.



1.)If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isnt the thing for you.
2.)What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
3.)Hookd on fonics du guud for mee. (remember that commercial? hooked on phonics? yeah...funny...)
4.)"I'd kill for a nobel peace prize."
5.)Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.
6.)The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheeze.
7.)"...okay, so what's the speed of dark?..."
8.)I intend to live forever-so far, so good. 3nodding
9.)If you haven't fixed it with duct tape you haven't used enough.
10.)Constipated people don't give a crap.
11.)Eat right, excersize, die anyway.
12.)(final funny)Birdie, birdie in the sky why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap-OMG!!!!! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!!!!!!!

I take no credit from these funnies. 11 out of these 12 are from GoodQuotes.com. It's a hilarious site that my bro found. I think it has a few ads pop up though-watch out for them. Yay duct tape!