My good senior friend Derek has come up with a way to have safe sex, no using of the condom or pills and such. sweatdrop I gotta say Derek is out there, fair warning.
Scientists have said that chocolate gives you the same sensations as sex does. I have no idea how they proved this, but whatever. They do what they do, I will not question their methods. So, Derek was thinking (probably in the middle of one of his classes) well.. if chocolate is like sex, why don't we have safe sex and eat chocolate. So, as a joke, he mailed the Hersey company a scenario where chocolate = sex would be a benefit to the world. Here is what the commercial for the new Hersey chocolate should be, according to Derek:
*mysterious commercial voice* Tired of unwanted pregnancies? (show an unhappy pregnant woman here) Tired of STDs/HIV? (shows man with genital herpies) Then have some chocolate (shows cheesey man in suit with bar of Hersey chocolate) *now here comes their slogan* "Its the safest sex on the planet" (man winks and commercial fades).
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