Ok so I don't really have a topic today but when I wing it thats when it turns out the best! xd So here we go!
What everyone needs is a device that could automatically make you look better. Even if you are the most prettiest or handsomest person in the world, (If you are, then can I have your autograph) You will need this device. Why? So you can make the other people around you look at least close to how you do. I mean, you don't want to be by ugly people do you?
Bah, people are to concerned with another peoples good looks that they don't know that the person is a thrice times fellon. And when you least expect it while on a date, BAM! Your cars been jacked!
Only in the movies and in T.V. would this happen you say?
Servey says: Bzzt! WRONG!
Where do you think they get the plots for their realistic movies? Well true most people like to take an idea and:
Make it totally un-plausable, un-realistic, and deformed of all relative laws of physics and call it a blockbuster movie that everyone wants to watch. Take The Matrix for example, or Jurassic Park, or Garfield!
God! Movies made now a days are so horibble or so awesome that they make me cry...
Something I wanted to add but never had the time upon original creation:
God what the hell was Garfield all about anyway? "Oh look at me, I'm a talking computer animation that nobody understands." The whole time I watched it I was like this: stare thinking "WTF?" It was a total gay a** waste of time. I sat through the whole movie just to point out how horrible it was to my friend who apparenty liked it. He currently has an appointment to get a cat scan. Heheh, cat, Garfield, oh why do I try...
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But I'm prolly one of those ugly people, so watch what you say mad
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JUST KIDDING~!
*blows kiss and winks, dong the classic hair flip*