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I was thinking today about some other things life can give you besides lemons, I mean really who wants lemons? What if you don't like lemonade, what are you going to do with the lemons. I personally would chuck them at people and passing cars, but that's just me. Some ideas to what life should give you besides lemons:

idea Chocolate, everybody ((except for maybe 1% of the population)) LOVES chocolate, and goodness knows more girls would be happier and less bitchy during their period. I know I am when I go out on a chocolate spree. And for the poor 1% of the population who doesn't like chocolate, may God have mercy on your souls when I rule the world twisted one day.... one day.

idea Ninjas ninja who doesn't want to be a ninja? Okay, we can throw pirate some pirates in their too for those "pirates are better than ninjas" ((AKA Johnny Depp loving fans)) people.

idea Love heart heart heart seriously, life should give out free love. FREE LOVE FOR EVERYONE. You can never have enough of it, and everyone's gotta agree with me on this one, life during your teen years does not give you the love and compassion you get when you're under 11, no doubt about it.

idea Margaritas, why not? If we all lived in Europe ((no drinking age whee )) it'd be fine. Heck I bet Europeans get margaritas instead of lemons. No, we're the USofA and we are so insecure, lip gloss is considered a weapon wahmbulance dundundunnnn.

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