OKEJ THIS IZ A SCARIE STORIE MY BRUTHUR TOLD ME WEN I WUZ 11 BUT HIZ VERSHUN IZ RLY SHORT SO I DESIDED 2 LYKE REMIKZ IT LOZL BOT NEWAIZ HEAR IZ TEH STORIE:
WUNS UPAWN A TYME THER WUZ ALIL BOY WHO LIVT IN A NRMUL HOWSE AWN A SEEMIGNLY NRMUL STREAT BUT NO IT WUZ KNOT A NRMUL STREAT BECUZ N OLD LAYDEE LIVT AWN THIS STREAT & KNOT JUS NE OLD LAYDEE SHE WUZ TEH CREEPY LAYDEE & SHE ALWAIZ SAT BY HER WINDOUGH WITH LYKE A CAST THINGY AWN HUR HAND OAR SUMTHIN & IT LUUKD LYKE SHE WUZ GIVING U TEH MIDUL FINGR & AWL THE CHILDRINZ WULD GO 2 LAFF @ HUR BUT TEH FONNY HAND WUZ JUST A TRAPZ BECUZ TEHN SHE WULD SEND OWT HER SON OAR SUMTHIN BUT HOOEVR IT WUZ TEHY WULD CHASE AWL TEH CHILDRINZ AWHEY & GET MAD WEHN U PICKT APPLES 4RUM TEH TREE IN THE CREEPY LAYDEE'S YRD BOT NEWAIZ WON DAY ALL TEH CHILDRINZ CAYM 2 B FRENDZ WITH TEH LIL BOY BECUZ HE DIENT HAV NE FRENDZ & HE ALWAIZ PLAYD WITH TONKA TRUX & MAYD LOWD 'VROOOOOM' NOIZES BOT TEH CHILDRINZ CAYM NEWAIZ & WUR LYKE 'LEZBE FRENDZ 3nodding ' & THE LIL BOY WUZ LYKE 'K' SO TEHY TAIK TEH LIL BOY 2 C THE CREEPY LAYDEE BOT SHE WUZNT IN HUR WINDOUGH & EVRY1 WUZ LYKE 'AWWMANG mad ' BOT TEHN SUM1 SEEN HUR STAB A NIFE IN2 A TREE & SHE WUZ DED SO THE LIL BOY'S FAMILY MOVT 2 THE CREEPY LAYDEE'S HOWSE BECUZ IT SAYV MUNY AWN THAIR CAR INSHURENCE SO TEH LIL BOY IZ LYKE 'OMG surprised gonk ' & AQL TEH CHILDRINZ WUZ LYKE 'LETZ MOVE AWHEY' SO THAY DID & TEH LIL BOY WUZ THE ONLI CHILDZ AWN TEH HOLE BLOK SO YA IT WUZ WIERD & STUF BUT TEHN WON NITE TEH LITES WENT OWT UNEKSPECTIDLY & TEH LIL BOY WUZ LIKE 'NUUU ' & HIZ PARENTZ WUS LYKE 'STFU' & TEHY WENT OWT 2 SUPAR MEALZ CLUB 4OR DINNUR BOT LFT 50 BUX 4OR THE LIL BOY SO TEH LIL BOY BOT TRANZ4ORMURZ 4RUM HIZ AMAGINARY STOAR & PLAYD IN TEH DRK BOT TEHN HE WUZ LYKE 'MAYB I SHULD HAV TEH LITES AWN' SO HE GOES 2 BASEMINT BUT WHUT HE DIENT KNO WUZ THAT A DEVUL LIVT IN THE BASEMINT & IT 8 CHILDRINZ & TEH LIL BOY WUZ THE ONLY CHILDZ AWN TEH HOLE BLOK SO HE WUZ GUNNA GET EATEN MIRITE? THE LIL BOY GOEZ 2 BASEMINT 2 GET SUM CANDULS & TEH DEVUL WUZ THER BUT HE DIENT KNOW TEH DEVUL WUZ THER BEING THER SO TEH LIL BOY WALKD IN2 TEH TRAP BECUZ HE WUZ SUCH N UNRELIABULL CHILDZ SEW TEH DEVUL KILT HIM & 8 HIM & THE END 0 BUT W8 WEHN TEH PARENTS CAYM HOAM THAY HAD POT ROAZT BECUZ THAYR DINING EKSPERIENZ @ SUPAR MEALZ CLUB WUZ SUB-PAR & THAY WERNT KWITE FULL BOT WUT DO U CAYR BECUZ THAY KEN EET WUT THAY WANT K? K
ORIGINAL VERSION: ONCE UPON A TIME A LIL BOY LIVED IN A HOUSE BUT WHAT HE DIDN'T KNOW WAS THAT THERE WAS A DEVIL IN THE BASEMENT AND THE LITTLE BOY WENT INTO THE BASMENT AND THE DEVIL KILLED HIM..
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