Most people will think that Tim Hortons is a simple business trying to do what they can to help people. But this is all a lie; Tim Hortons is a rather evil place, which has posed as an “innocent” corporation. But only by working there can you see the true face of this company.
The first thing you shall see when you enter a Tim Hortons and finally make it past the millions of people that pack themselves into a tiny space is a smiling worker who will greet you with a smile to make you feel warm and fuzzy. But this is not entirely so, the workers are forced to act pleasantly in the presence of a customer, but the truth is that inside they are screaming bloody murder, honestly, you try serving hundreds of, mostly grumpy, customers who want every thing their way and see how pleasant you actually are. The higher powers of Tim Hortons will drill the unfortunate worker from day one to act this way they do not actually feel like sharing pleasantries with every one. It is a highly stressful job for the worker with the millions of orders a day through drive-thru and front till and especially for soup and sandwich, they will go through hundreds of bagels in the mornings and it is very common to get two or seven within one order making the person go insane with stress. Plus they also have to go through god knows how many sandwiches and soups and all that jazz. So all around Tim Hortons causes a great amount of discomfort and stress amongst its workers often leading them to extreme therapy, quitting or better yet wanting (or wishing) that the entire building would go up into flames.
When starting off at Tim Hortons, they force you to spend hours sitting watching “training” CD’s that could put an insomniac to sleep. They are pointless; half of the things that they cover are trivial things that the store itself doesn’t even do. They also go through the finer points of how they pick only the “best quality” of coffee beans and go through how they make decaffeinated coffee. My guess is that they are only forcing the employee to do this as a way of brain washing them in attempts to “create” little Tim Horton clones all thinking and acting a like, sadly their plan has failed so far. The workers of Tim Hortons are still free to act upon their own free will. Power to the Tim Hortons workers! Do not let them take over; they shall not enslave you.
Lastly I myself believe that Tim Horton’s and Starbucks are in cahoots with each other in attempts to take over North America, and eventually the world. You cannot go any where with out seeing one or the other, or if you are truly blessed you will see them together with in walking distance of each other. Every city has at least six of them and every little town from the Yukon to PEI will usually have at least one Tim Hortons all equally insane and diabolical. Every year Tim Hortons will come out with its “Roll up the Rim” contest making people buy up their coffee like it was cocaine, all hoping to win some “fabulous prize” but all having to settle for a free coffee or doughnut, then once it ends people sill come in hoping to redeem their prize tabs for months on end, then look at you like a dog listening to a high pitched noise when you tell them the contest is no longer running. I believe one of the main reasons as to why they run this contest is not because they want to give away crappy prizes, but because they need more funds to further their quest for world domination.
This is only the tip of the ice burg, but it could go on forever pointing out all the evil plots within this seemingly innocent corporation, but once you think about it are any major corporations truly innocent? Are they not trying to corrupt every one in their own sneaking ways? Hopefully the next time you decide to stop by your neighborhood Tim Hortons you will think long and hard about this question, do you really want a world run by Tim Hortons? twisted twisted
Kyuuketsuki-san Community Member 
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