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My best friend Zack (my roommate know) had this gold fish he had since middle school named Squishy. Squishy was a fish that let Zack pick him up and pet him. This fish was pretty big when he died but I though Zack could still flush him down the tiolet. Well, we put him in the bowl said our goodbyes and down he went. To make sure he went down we flushed again and everything seemed alright. Later that day I had to take a huge crap so I do my business and all of a sudden it won't flush!!! I grabbed the plunger and tried to get it down but it did nothing so I scream for Zack because the plunger broke and the water was up to the rim! He comes in screaming "Holy S&*t !" There was nothing holy about that crap. So I go to the store and tell them to find me the best plunger ever, they laugh and show me what one is the best. I buy the plunger and try my magic, nothing. I turn to Zack and told him squishy must be plugging it up. He uses the plunger cursing me and my crap. Now there is water all over the floor. We realized the plunger is not working so Zack sudgested I get a snake (for tiolets) to push squishy thru. So I go back to the store they laugh as soon as they see me and I say that I need a snake pronto! They ask what the heck is going on and I told them that my roommates fish has clogged the tiolet and there is crap and water all over. They get me the item while crying b/c they are laughing so hard and I race back home. We used the snake and geuss what? It didn't work. Zack screams "that's it I'm taking the tiolet off the floor!" He did and here are the pics......