SUM PPL SAY HE ALSO HAD A BEERD BUT IT WUZ RLY JUST A CHAWKLIT MILK STAYN
DESPITE WUT PPL THOT OV HIM LEON WAS JUST A SIMPUL POTATOE HOO PUT AWN HIZ SHURT 1 SLEEV @ A TYME
LEON ALSO HAD A BRUTHR NAYMD PHILLIP HOO WUZ A DIMWITID CEREAL KILLUR BUT HIZ BRUTHR NUNTHELESS HE RLY RLY ENJOID SNAKEZ & LADURZ SO WON DAY LEON IZ SITING IN HIZ FRUNT YARD ON TEH BURDBATH WEN MADAME BROCCOLI WUZ STROLING BYE WITH HUR 1 ARMD RINGTAILD LEEMUR TEH LEEMUR WUZ PARTIKULARLY GRUMPEE TAHT DAY & LEON'S TEEL CAYP ANGERD HIM SO LEON WUZ LYKE 'DONT EVN GO THER BICH IM MAJIKUL mad ' (LEON WUZ GRUMPEE THAT DAY 2 LOLZ) & HE TIPT OVR & FEL OWT OV TEH BURDBATH WICH STARTLD MADAME BROCCOLI SO MUCH SHE GAVE BURTH 2 A SMAL FISH WICH THEN 8 THE 1 ARMD LEEMUR AFTUR GETING BITEN BYE THE SMAL FISH LEON DESIDED 2 RETIER 2 HIZ LIVING RUUM & WACH SUM PUBLIC ACKSES TELEVISHIN HE SAT DWN IN HIZ LEEST FAVERITE CHARE & TURND AWN THE TV UNBEKNOWNST 2 HIM THER WUZ A SHADOUGHY FIGUR BEHIND TEH TELEVISHIN SET LEON CULD HEER RAPID SHALOW BREETHING & WUZ LYKE 'WTF exclaim ' WEN SUDENLY TEH SHADOUGHY FIGUR LEPT FRUM BEHIND THE TELEVISHIN SET & LANDED AWN THE SEELING LEON WUZ GLAD IT WUZ ONLEE HIZ BRUTHR BECUZ LEON WUZ A BIG CHIKUN LOL SO LEON'S LYKE 'WTF PHILLIP scream ' & PHILLIP SCREECHIZ 'GIVE ME ALL UR CEREALZ scream evil evil evil evil ' LEON ROLLD HIZ EYE (BUT U CULDNT C BECUZ OV TEH MONIKUL) & TELEPOARTD 2 RUSSIA PHILLIP LOCAYTED THE CEREALZ AWN HIZ OWN & MURDERD THEM INSETD OV TELEPOARTING 2 RUSSIA LEON AKCHUALY TELEPOARTED 2 HIZ BURDBATH IN TEH FRUNT YARD MUCH 2 HIZ DISMAY BUT AFTUR SULKING ABOWT IT 4OR A FEW MINUTS HE WUZ LYKE '…LOL redface ' 2 DAYZ L8R LEON & PHILLIP WENT 2 PLAY SNAKEZ & LADURZ UP AWN A HILLTAWP LEON LOST & WUZ LYKE 'f**! scream scream scream ' & TOSSD TEH SNAKEZ & LADURZ BOARD IN2 A NEERBYE HOLE PHILLIP SCREEEMD 'NUUUUUUUU!!!!!! gonk ' & DIVED OF OV TEH HILLTAWP & STR8 IN2 THE HOLE LEON WUZ LYKE 'WUH-0' & WENT & GAWT N ICECREEM KONE CAYM BAK 2 TEH HOLE PHILLIP WUZ IN & THRU THE ICECREEM KONE @ HIM YELING 'SRY!' SUDENLY THE SMAL FISH TAHT MADAME BROCCOLI GAVE BURTH 2 APEERD OWT OV KNOWHER & 8 LEON
DISASTUR ENSUED
BUT IDK Y LOL
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