Davey Quotes
Post Davey's words of wisdom here.
"When you're playing a style of music that doesn't really fit anywhere, you run a risk. You're challenging people to leave their niche, to leave their predetermined ideas of what they're supposed to like. Luckily, we have a lot of people who just focus on the music and appreciate us for what we are. So we get fans from all different genres of music, the jocks, the spooky kids, skaters, college kids, punk rockers, hardcore kids, metal kids, all that"
"We don't wear your Abercrombie. So please don't listen to our punk rock."
"How many times will Davey put a disk into a CD player before realiing its a DVD?"
"Some nice young lady got me fuzzy socks. How I love the socks in their fuzziness. A thank you for my bday present to the girl I did not meet."
"As you get older you will gain a bit more control over everything. Don't let anyone, even your parents, break you. Find good people who care about you and surround yourself with just them. If you can't find them at first, find good music and fall into it, let it hold you until they come. I truly hope you enjoy the new record."
"The people who send us fan mail written in blood say the nicest things, so if doesn't freak us out too much."
"I'm Davey and I sing, make faces and swing from trees."
"There's a horse, there's a horse! It's got a poop sack."
"Man, I don't know a damn thing about sports, I wear make-up and nail polish, remember?"
"Old ladies come up to me all the time telling me to find God, when all I want to find is some chai and a good vegan muffin."
"The song is based on detachment, seclusion and separation, but I intentionally don't write in a way that is very specific so that people can take what they need to from my songs. When I was growing up there were songs that meant a lot to me, and then I found out they meant something entirely different to the artist, and it ruined it for me. I never want to do that to someone. (Inteview About Girl's Not Grey)"
*Cocky smile* "Davey always looks sexy."
"For the record, I'd eat the ******** out of some vegan chocolate chips."
"Please excuse me if it seems I'm throwing a little tantrum, but I can't get a microphone that ******** works."
"You're denying your heritage! You should eat cheese!"
"At the time we were really into skating, and skating and punk rock and hardcore go hand in hand so--THERE'S A HORSE! There's a horse, and a little dog, and a woman in a hat!"
"I like French Crullers. There's a donut that they make in this donut shop in Ukiah, it's called the 'Chocolate ******** You', or the '******** You I'm Chocolate' or something. You know what I'm talking about Adam? It's this big chocolate bar."
"I eventually became the king ruler of the pear-packing plant."
"It wasn't supposed to be pink vinyl, it's supposed to be peppermint vinyl, so it's supposed to look like one of those peppermint candies with the red and white swirlies. They ******** it up so it's pink. What's the name of that pressing plant? Well, whatever it is... don't use it! You'll be on Frilly Pink and you'll be forced to buy flowers from Adama's Flower Shop."
"I'm an extremist, I have to deal with my own extreme personality, and I walk the fine line of wanting to die and wanting to be the ruler of it all."
"Yeah, I can't play a thing at all. I cannot play an instrument. I do a lot of 'nah-nah-nah-doo-doo-doo' kinda stuff."
"I look like an inflatable ********."
"The Lord has a mysterious fashion sense."
"I blow!"
"Yea, ricky martin's got nothing on my pants!"
"Yes I'm a lot prettier than you and you're a girl...I noticed. Pfft, do you believe this? This girl is mad at me cause I'm prettier than her and she's a girl. Don't worry honey, nobody noticed."
"We were all gothic before we were born. Especially Hunter."
On The Subject of Pink Floyd: "Maybe I never gave them a chance. But when I grew up, hippies listened to Pink Floyd! And I just can't ever get over that. I can't deny my roots. I'm not a big fan of ********' hippies. To me, listening to Pink Floyd is like listening to the Grateful Dead."
"My name is Davey and I am an alcoholic."
"Unfortunately, we forgot to use a cowbell but some of the stuff you mentioned might show up here and there. ********, we totally should have used a cowbell."
"If everyone could back up... please back up. We've got some crushed ribs and some fragile people up here... you alright?"
"I always go up to him and I'm like '******** Hunter... what's up?"
"My ideal girl should be smart, drug-free, and hot. People say it's not important, but it is.... she can't hate me either."
"A girl in Salt Lake once asked me 'Why are you wearing makeup? Are you a f**?'. I then said 'Well, if I'm a f** for wearing makeup, you must be a dyke in blue jeans'. I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she was."
"I don't know what the monster is.There is a monster.It happens in the studio.Sometimes it happens onstage.And it's in my neck.Sometimes it happens when I'm just talking.Like I'd be talking to you and it bites me...it hurts."
"This barricade is a piece of s**t.I could build better.Yea,yea,believe or not,the kid with the lipstick can build stuff."
"This one time while we were out in Miami I saw one of those things...(while flapping his arms)what do you call those...oh yes a lamprey jump out of the water.It was amazing."
Geoff, Davey and I were buying dog chains and this redneck, typical Ukiahan guy walked by and said, "Hey look, they're buying their jewelry.". And then Davey sez....
Davey: "That's right, ********!"
"davey doesnt watch the damn road when hes driving. im sure if we crashed
he would be fine and i would be imbedded in a tree. if he kills me with his driving though, though im going to come back as a squirrel and run up his pant leg."--jade
"I've actually been meaning to point something out for a while now but it keeps slipping my mind. Just in case someone has mislead you to believe otherwise, crowdsurfing sucks. I would leave it plain and simple like that but, for fear of someone confusing the statement to be only a commentary against aggressive behavior at shows, I shall further clarify. Not to be confused with crowd crawling to sing along, the dying art of stylistic stage diving or the evermore rare headwalking, crowdsurfing is a passive, non emotive "hey mom look at me and how willlllllllld I think I am" behavior. While kick boxing, slamming, singing along and the like are all visceral and emotional responses to music, crowd surfing is, simply, weak. Always has been. There is really no better way to cheapen a live performance than to float like a happy little cloud atop the hands of discomforted show goers. For all those aghast, having been misinformed and tricked into thinking it was cool, or far out, or what ever you crazy kids might call it today, FEAR NOT for you are not too far gone! We at the church of Holylchristrowdsurfingsucks welcome you with loving arms. Now you know...and you know what GI Joe says about knowing. That is my public service announcement for today. Praise or ignore it as you wish."
"And ******** you Abercrombie and Fitch and Macy's." - jade.
"It may seem mundane but I swear it was fun and I'm far more proud of being able to sing Two Things at Once from front to back than I would be to boast any knowledge of beer bongs or bongo's and shrooms. Puh-leez."- Davey
"Upon arriving for breakfast at 11am after having woken up at noon the prior day and without falling asleep again, I was informed by Mr. Ryan Ceremony that "You look good, but you're ******** up." I'm told I'm entertaining when I'm sleep deprived. I'm glad I at least looked good." - davey
"Oh deary me am I tired. This one shall be quick for the brain is but a theoretical resident of my head at this moment. See...I just wrote that. That sucks...but shall remain." - davey
"The wakefulness at least afforded me the best airplane soup I've ever had. It was asparagus." - davey
"well, my hair looks like a mossy log...I should go work on that" - davey
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