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my dog likes bacon, 2

im gonna tell u the story of the evil princess katlin

katlin stands in front of the house holding a nife

the music goes DA-DA-DA-DA DA-DA-DA-DA-DA

she walks up to her mommy and sez "mommy i want cookies!"

mommy sez no

the music plays again while she stabbs mommy

she goes to daddy

she sez "daddy, i want attention!"

daddy ignores her

the music plays while she stabbs daddy

she goes up to the dog, rex

"woof", rex pulls out 2 machine guns and goes all matrix

-pshew- pshew- pshew- pshew-

katlin pulls out her 2 guns and goes -pshew- -pshew- -pshew- -pshew-

rex dies

chris walks in and goes "REX! NOOOOOOOO!"

chris pulls out his litesaber and katlin pulls out hers

-pew- -woosh- clang- pow- pew-

"i am 2 strong 4 u, chris"

"i wont lose"

" before u die, i must tell u, i am your fathers sons daughter!!!!!"

"NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

then she decapitated chris

she goes into shons room

shon is playing video games

"shon! shon! look at me!"

"move katlin"

katlin destroys the video games

shon turns into shonhulk

"RRRRRAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR!!!!!"

shon rips katlin in haf

on the bottom of the screen it sez "3 yeers later"

katlin stands in the yard and the music plays

rex 2.0 comes out

"woof!'

he pulls out his litesaber

katlin goes all sith lord on rex 2.0

"woof!uuuuuuugh"

rex 2.0 die-uuuuuuuuugh

katlin killed the narrorator


-to be continued-

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