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The following is a quiz to determine how long you would last in the face of impending doom borught about by a hoard of the living dead. The answer to your questions will test your knowledge on Zombie safety and correct prevention techniques. PM me you answers and I'll give you your score and rating level.


1. When preparing for a potential Zombie attack, which of the following would be the WORST choice of weapon?

A. Shaolin Spade
B. Automatic rifle (Kalashnokav AK-47, ETC.)
C. Chain Saw
D. A kitchen knife.


2.Where would be the safest place to go in the event of a level 3 break out Zombie attack?

A. Your local police station.
B. The hospital.
C. Your roof or attic.
D. You friend's house.


3. You're trying to make an escape through conventional modes of transportation (Cars, Bikes, Etc.). Which of the following is your best choice for a successful escape?

A. 4X4 offroad vehicle.
B. Armored van.
C. Mountain Bike.
D. Dirt Bike.


4. How many people should be in a group to avoid detectin from Zombies?

A. 3 People.
B. 1 person.
C. 5 People.
D. Your entire block.


5. You see a plane flying overhead. You want to try and get it's attention in hope of being saved. What method would be best in this instance?

A. Shooting off a signal flare.
B. Making a signal fire.
C. Using reflective material to try and get it's attention.
D. None of the above.


6. You're held up in your house, fortress, prison, etc. What would be the main priority during this time of tranquility?

A. Food.
B. Water.
C. Entertainment.
D. Power Supply.


7. You see a friend asking for peoples assitance as they try to plan a "sneak attack" on the zombies. What would you do in this instance?

A. Join in the strike.
B. Give him a gun with a single bullet and tell him it's a quicker way of suicide.
C. Try to talk them out of it.
D. Both B and C.

8. Whatmethod would be best for dispatching one of the undead in times of crisis?

A. A shotgun to the temple.
B. A nice, clean head shot from a distance.
C. Decapitation.
D. A stab through the eye at close range.


9. You're watching TV and here about the oncoming attack. What is the FIRST thing you should do to prepare for the oncoming attack?

A. Turn on all bath tubs and sinks and fill them with water.
B. Gather an army of people to combat the Zombie menace.
C. Gather food and other items from your house and get your weapons ready.
D. Go loot your surrounding neighbor's houses for valuables and food.


10. FINAL QUESTION: You're completely surrounded, all lines of outter defense have been breached. Your escape path is closing quickly. Your group is becoming hysteric and uneasy as there demise seems inevitable. What is the BEST option during this kind of event?

A. Prepare for combat.
B. Calm everyone down and try and create another line of defense.
C. Cut down that which is blocking your escape route and try to evacuate.
D. Ditch everyone while you can and save yourself.



Completed testers and scores:

jessiekitten: Score - 4/10
Captain Bravo: Score - 3/10
The_Clown: Score - 9/10
Drunken_Friar: Score - 6/10
[Bob-The-Mechanic]: Score - 3/10

Score ranking:

0-1: Your doom is inevitable. Your hot headed, not to bright, and are to "bold and courageous" to consider running away or hiding. You'll be dead in a few minutes.

2-3: You've taken all the bare minimal precautions, but have left out alot of the major ones in the process. You have a very slim chance of living through the onslaught at this point. You'll die in a few hours to a day.

4-5: You've made most of the precautions necessary to stay safe during this time of chaos. Although you've gathered all of your rations and weapontry, you've neglected to find a safe shelter to take refuge in. You have a good chance of living in the long run, but as far as defense lines go, you're done for. You'll die in anywhere from three days to a week unless by some miracle you manage to live through it all.

6-7: You've gotten everything necessary. You have your supplies, an adequite shelter, and reasonable number of people, but you've neglected to plan an escape route incase of a breach. You're chances of survival are rather great. You'll either survive in the long term strike or die within 2 weeks to a month.

8-9: You have everything all planned out. Your supplies are all optimal, you have an escape route, good shelter, reasonable numbers, and a clear mind. Your survival is almost ensured unless your group loses it. In that event, You'll probably survive for about 3 months to 5 months.

10: You've gotten it down pat. You know your weapontry like it's part of you, you have enough supplies to last months or even years, you have enough people to hold your own incase of an outbreak, you have multiple escape routes planned and a high defense shelter. You survival is almost immenent. If by some miracle all your plans fail and the onslaught is still going on, you'll survive for up to 9 months or a year.


My Convo with Lobo of Chaos.

Note: Lobo is generally portrayed as a mouse to all of us at MoS and me and Siggy are wolves.....And Nikki is a tiger. So ya. This will clear things up a bit for you.


ZACH says:
Hey Lobo!
Lobo says:
Hey to you too.
ZACH says:
I met Nikki today. =o
ZACH says:
Second person from MoS that I know in real life.
ZACH says:
And I was going to tell you something....
Lobo says:
pretty sweet, man
ZACH says:
Oh ya. Now I remember.
ZACH says:
We went to Petco today for a little while to get a snack.
ZACH says:
And we each ate one of the little mice inside the container thingies.
ZACH says:
And I just wanted to let you know we were thinking of you the entire time.
ZACH says:
And Siggy says hi.
Lobo says:
....what!?
ZACH says:
Ya.
ZACH says:
Me, Nikki, Nikki's Brother, Siggy, and Drew all did it.
ZACH says:
And we just wanted to let you know that you were on our minds the entire time....Like, "Is this what Lobo tastes like?"
Lobo says:
.....o....kay....
ZACH says:
Ya.
ZACH says:
Just wanted to put that out there for ya.
Lobo says:
...now that you have confused and sorta terrified me, anything else you wish to tell me?
ZACH says:
Ummmmmmm.....
ZACH says:
Rainbows are pretty. -D
ZACH says:
=D*
Lobo says:
they sure are
ZACH says:
Are you stepping in my cornflakes?
Lobo says:
...No?
ZACH says:
Let me tell you something about stepping in another man's cornflakes.
ZACH says:
It's a wierd way to eat cornflakes.
Lobo says:
*laughs*
ZACH says:
Are you sitting in my pudding cup againLobo?
Lobo says:
lord i hope not >_>
ZACH says:
Good.
ZACH says:
This is the story as old as time.
ZACH says:
Boy meets girl.
ZACH says:
Girl dies in tragic blimp accident.
ZACH says:
Boys recieves rather large inheritance.
ZACH says:
Boy lives happily ever after.
Lobo says:
that was both terrible and somewhat nice
ZACH says:
*busy phone line noises*
ZACH says:
We're sorry.
ZACH says:
The number you have reached is not in service at this time.
ZACH says:
Please try again later.