I woke this morning to find a Christmas miracle: My brother put the toilet seat down. No, not really. But that would be a lovely Christmas miracle. There was a buttload of snow on the ground, so I immediately went out and frolicked in it with the dogs. Since Jake has the mental capacity of a Turkey, all he really did was eat it. This was Fuu's first snow, so she hovered around the door reeking of feline jealousy at our wintery fun. So I went inside to comfort her, and she bit my face, of course. So I took her outside, and she freaked the moment the snow fell on her. "OMGWTFX0RS!!!111 WTF IZZIS STUFF!" To add to my vengeance, I set her down just barely so her feet were immersed in 2 inches of snow. She acted like Marianne when she forgets to take her cell phone off vibrate and leaves it in her pocket (for those who know her and find it equally amusing). She immediately began to clean her feet when she got inside, and is still cleaning them as I type this. I really think I scarred her for life this time. She deserved it... she scarred my eye. =/
I need to find another subject other than my satanic cat.
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