I should be a National Geographic cover story. I think I'm one of the few people who have ever seen a bird orgasm. I left some blackberries out for Richard (my robin), and as soon as I turned around to walk inside, he had swooped in on them like Fuu on my unsuspecting arm. He flapped his wings repeatedly and took himself about four inches into the air after each bite. They (all ginormously huge four of them) were gone in less than five minutes. He actually waited around for me in the tree to bring more back. Usually he just leaves after he's finished.... probably going back to his girlfriend to throw up in her mouth, as robins usually do during the first month of courtship. How romantic stare But no, old d**k was being extremely selfish with those berries. He'll probably be leaving soon.... the ground is starting to soften up, so there'll be plenty of worms for him. sad Maybe he was just really sick of seeds (which are not part of a robin's usual diet) and blueberries, but I think he really enjoyed them. XD
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