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the Fender Telecaster Delux...!!!
TODAY!! was a beautiful saturday day. as i was walking down the mall out pure boredom, taking notes on female anatomy.... i.... saw.... HER!!! sitting in the shop window, her sleek, smoothe, long neck glistening in the sun... her fine, shapely body was the epitome of perfection. i got excited... REALLY excited! so i went in and asked the shop keeper if i could give her a spin, "sure thing", said he. my fingers were in ecstacy as i traced her curves, sliding up and down her heavenly lengths. that was when i couldnt take it anymore... i played her.... and .... oh my god!? what is this? her voice rang out, a sound so in tune with nature, so soft, so soothing... i couldnt help myself, i led her into a scream!!! double coil pickups!!! oh my god the sound quality, the sensitivity, the tone, the pitch... it was all too good to be true!! man, Fender Telecaster Delux guitars sure were built for blues... too bad they cost 4 grand each stare
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