here's something fun to do:
Pick the month you were born:
January- I painted
February- I slapped
March- I murdered
April- I looked at
May- I danced with
June- I ********
July- I laughed at
August- I stabbed
September- I shot
October- I wrestled
November- I kissed
December- I socked
Now pick the day of your birth
1. A clown
2. An Asian
3. A twinkie
4. A drunken black man
5. Santa Clause
6. A garbage man
7. A married mom
8. George Bush
9. Your mom
10. The Easter Bunny
11. A football player
12. The devil
13. My lettermans Jacket
14. My teacher
15. A Rock
16. A DVD player
17. A pencil sharpener
18. The phone
19. My computer
20. Your house
21. The tape measurer
22. The Lamp
23. The pope
24. Brittany Spears
25. Mr. Incredible
26. A transvestite
27. A hobo
28. Your hot sister
29. My stuffed bunny
30. A tape recorder
31. The printer
Now the first letter of your LAST name
A- Because I like chocolate
B- Because I was bored
C- Because my pants were on too tight
D- Because I am a homosexual
E- Because my heart is two sizes too small
F- Because I didnt get any presents for Christmas
G- Because I like eggs
H- Because the world will end tomorrow
I- Because I dance on graves
J- Because I dont have a bf/gf
K- Because I like football
L- Because I was drunk on redbull
M- Because I was eating twinkies
N- Because my mom told me to
O- Because fruit cakes fly
P- Because Im lonely
Q- Because my parents fight a lot
R- Because Im sassy
S- Because I want to kiss boys/girls
T- Because I hate school
U- Because I was goofy on twinkies
V- Because I love slumber parties
W- Because it calms me
X- Because I like brownies
Y- Because I like to spoon
Z- Because I need to take my meds
Pick the month you were born:
January- I painted
February- I slapped
March- I murdered
April- I looked at
May- I danced with
June- I ********
July- I laughed at
August- I stabbed
September- I shot
October- I wrestled
November- I kissed
December- I socked
Now pick the day of your birth
1. A clown
2. An Asian
3. A twinkie
4. A drunken black man
5. Santa Clause
6. A garbage man
7. A married mom
8. George Bush
9. Your mom
10. The Easter Bunny
11. A football player
12. The devil
13. My lettermans Jacket
14. My teacher
15. A Rock
16. A DVD player
17. A pencil sharpener
18. The phone
19. My computer
20. Your house
21. The tape measurer
22. The Lamp
23. The pope
24. Brittany Spears
25. Mr. Incredible
26. A transvestite
27. A hobo
28. Your hot sister
29. My stuffed bunny
30. A tape recorder
31. The printer
Now the first letter of your LAST name
A- Because I like chocolate
B- Because I was bored
C- Because my pants were on too tight
D- Because I am a homosexual
E- Because my heart is two sizes too small
F- Because I didnt get any presents for Christmas
G- Because I like eggs
H- Because the world will end tomorrow
I- Because I dance on graves
J- Because I dont have a bf/gf
K- Because I like football
L- Because I was drunk on redbull
M- Because I was eating twinkies
N- Because my mom told me to
O- Because fruit cakes fly
P- Because Im lonely
Q- Because my parents fight a lot
R- Because Im sassy
S- Because I want to kiss boys/girls
T- Because I hate school
U- Because I was goofy on twinkies
V- Because I love slumber parties
W- Because it calms me
X- Because I like brownies
Y- Because I like to spoon
Z- Because I need to take my meds
Community Member
I painted the Easter Bunny because I was bored. ^_^