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Offset Fantasies
A place for my story ideas, where I'll goof with plots and pictures.
So...
I'm in a gift giving thread. Tons of fun, so I thought I'd put in my favorite messages of the time I spend there.

Quote:
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: It was the bobbly antennae that did me in.
Ohhhh, love... what a sweet, terrifying thing.
Seriously. I was so terrified when I fell in love with you that I s**t my pants.
Is that what love does?
Maybe it was something I ate.


FROM
-- The Breeze Around Your Privates


Quote:
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Hats aren't really my thing, so why should I keep it if you've got a nice head to put it on! ^_^


NOW GIMMIE YOUR BRAIN <3


(And uh, this is totaly kinda a hat >.> IT'S A HEAD ITEM, NOW BRAINS PLEASE <3 Grats on being my lucky big gift pick, hope you like it).


(They gave me Raptor Ice Horns 4laugh )

Quote:
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Da da da da da da da da da da da, and really bad eggs...

DRINK UP ME HEARTIES, YO HO!


Quote:
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: HOSHIT! so like, i was running right? through this huge forest. and i trip. and guess what i tripped over? a ******** ANIMAL! and it's ears fell off. so i ran like hell, and then i saw you! so here they are! -runs away-


Quote:
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Hats aren't really my thing, so why should I keep it if you've got a nice head to put it on! ^_^


I'll have your BRAINS and you're little GIFTS too!


Must say I'm liking the Horns on you, I'm glad you put them on. -reaches out to hug you-


Quote:
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: This sexy piece of swim wear has been worn by the greats! May you one day swim as fast as Caesar himself! It is my belief that he was truly an athlete of the water, though I have no historical proof to back me up and I made it up just now. But I know deep in my heart it is true!

This message of inspiration brought to you by:
The one looking in your window *waves*


Quote:
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: â??The only people you should try to get even with are those who have helped you.â??
~Unknown


Quote:
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: â??I will not be defined by my limitations but rather by my possibilities.â??
~Danny Dardorff


Quote:
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Take this, hop on the Tribophysical Macro Kinetic Extrapulator and go all the way to Raxecoricofallapatorious! And hurry!

-Doctor #10

(PS, these were actually worn by the actual David Tennant)


Quote:
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: This is a replica of my ex-girlfriends head. I really hate her now that I am gay so you can use it as target practice for darts, or fling it in the air for rifle practice Or maybe feed it to some lions, maybe not, since that would poison them.

~The Tenth Doctor.


Quote:
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Ya'llz think I ain't gonna see ya'llz hidin' behind dah rest 'o 'dem HOOLIGANS, eh? EH!?
Ya'llz bitter keep offa meh lawn afor I call 'dem POH-LEECE. 'n dey're gonna catch ya'll as yah try 'n git 'dis 'ere sticky cheese outta 'yer hair!

~ Old Man Jenkins


Quote:
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Hello once more, my love.
Did you think I forgot about you?
How could I forget the person that caused me to s**t my pants?
That was you... right?
Oh god. If not, please ignore everything said previous, and enjoy the gift from your wishlist.

FROM
-- The Breeze Around Your Privates

(I believe I have somehow gained a Gaian bf/stalker)

Quote:
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Remember, remember, the Fifth of November, the gunpowder, treason and plot...

~V for Valentines Day


Quote:
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Who knows the nose the shadow blows? Only the shadow knows who blows his nose.

The Shadow


Quote:
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR SHOES!!!!tHINK THEY WOULD SUIT ME??

-LANZER.

Oops..Caps lock..


Quote:
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Wrap your lips around this and blow!
Yaoi Fairy<3


Quote:
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: I hope you like this... It goes with your beautiful eyes ^.~

~The Wishlister

And that's it for now, I'll add more.





 
 
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