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I was just laughing at Filler Bunny again. Ah, Filler bunny, your intence pain and misery makes me warm inside.

CHADWICK'S DAY OFF

(Chadwick is standing in front of a soda machine)
"........." crying
(A minion walks up)
"........?" confused
".....It ate my credit card....." crying
"........" eek
"WHY DID YOU EAT MY CREDIT CARD!?!? I thought we were friends! I know I usually give you cash, but I thought it wouldn't matter! I know you liked it when I raped you....." gonk
"..........!?" eek
(slowly backs away)
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(Zach's apartment)
"Well, another evil application denied. I swear, isn't any future ruler of the world hiring?" sad
*Beep* You have...106...new messages...all new messages are from Chadwick.
"......." eek
*Beep* "Zach!! Come back to me!! I'm so lonely!!! Pleeeeaase!" gonk
*Beep* "I know where you live Zach. I'm watching you. Why don't you return my calls?!" scream
*Beep* "Oh God...Why can't I be with you...." gonk
(Phone rings)
(Zach checks caller I.D.)
*Beep* Hi, this is the evil minion Zach! Leave a message after the beep!
*Beep* "Zach, where are you....I saw you go into your house..pick up the damn phone! I want you so bad....I-" scream
(Zach rips both phone and answering machine out of the wall)
"......whew..." sad
(Someone knocks at the door)
"......Oh God...." eek
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(Lair of the minions)
"Yo Chadwick!" biggrin
"Oh, hey Alli." sad
"What's the matter, down about something..." smile
"No, it's just that Zach got a restraining order so I can't stalk him anymore..." sad
"...Um...OK..." eek
"Yeah, so, what are you wearing?" smile
(Suddenly, a high-ranked minion by the name of Lindsi rushes up, and kicks Chadwick in the shin)
"Stupid Chadwick!" scream
(Walks away while Chadwick is writhing on the floor)
"Gah! My shin!" gonk
"......Heehee......" smile