Grinding through the dirt
On a pair of broken skis
Flying through the woods
Crashing into trees
HA HA HA
Flying through those towns
Making spirits dull
Oh how fun it is to ride
When your bladders full!
Oh jingle bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The batmobile lost a wheel
And jokers really gay!
HEY!
Jingle bells jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride....
On a broken down horse sleigh!!!
On a pair of broken skis
Flying through the woods
Crashing into trees
HA HA HA
Flying through those towns
Making spirits dull
Oh how fun it is to ride
When your bladders full!
Oh jingle bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The batmobile lost a wheel
And jokers really gay!
HEY!
Jingle bells jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride....
On a broken down horse sleigh!!!
