The Twelve Drunk Days Of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my bartender gave to me,
A partridge drinking a beer.
On the second day of Christmas my bartender gave to me,
Two empty bottles and a partridge drinking a beer.
On the third day of Christmas my bartender gave to me,
Three coasters, two empty bottles and a partridge drinking a beer.
On the fourth day of Christmas my bartender gave to me,
Four Irish mugs, three coasters, two empty bottles and a partridge drinking a beer.
On the fifth day of Christmas my bartender gave to me,
Fiiiiiiiive goooooold beeeeers! Four Irish mugs, three coasters, two empty bottles and a partridge drinking a beer.
On the sixth day of Christmas my bartender gave to me,
Six men a-drinking, fiiiiiiiive goooooold beeeeers! Four Irish mugs, three coasters, two empty bottles and a partridge drinking a beer.
On the seventh day of Christmas my bartender gave to me,
Seven men a-wasted, six men a-drinking, fiiiiiiiive goooooold beeeeers! Four Irish mugs, three coasters, two empty bottles and a partridge drinking a beer.
On the eighth day of Christmas my bartender gave to me,
Eight men a-fighting, seven men a-wasted, six men a-drinking, fiiiiiiiive goooooold beeeeers! Four Irish mugs, three coasters, two empty bottles and a partridge drinking a beer.
On the nineth day of Christmas my bartender gave to me,
Nine frothy glasses, eight men a-fighting, seven men a-wasted, six men a-drinking, fiiiiiiiive goooooold beeeeers! Four Irish mugs, three coasters, two empty bottles and a partridge drinking a beer.
On the tenth day of Christmas my bartender gave to me,
Ten beers a-pouring, nine frothy glasses, eight men a-fighting, seven men a-wasted, six men a-drinking, fiiiiiiiive goooooold beeeeers! Four Irish mugs, three coasters, two empty bottles and a partridge drinking a beer.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my bartender gave to me,
Eleven last calls calling, ten beers a-pouring, nine frothy glasses, eight men a-fighting, seven men a-wasted, six men a-drinking, fiiiiiiiive goooooold beeeeers1 Four Irish mugs, three coasters, two empty bottles and a partridge drinking a beer.
On the twelth day of Christmas my bartender gave to me,
Twelve wobbly men wobbling, eleven last calls calling, ten beers a-pouring, nine frothy glasses, eight men a-fighting, seven men a-wasted, six men a-drinking, fiiiiiiiive goooooold beeeeers! Four Irish mugs, three coasters, two empty bottles and a paaartriiiidge drinking a beeeeeeeeeeeeer!
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