HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
*shows me standing on a barren battlefield with the army of old japan behind me*
Me: Bring out the bait!
*someone in the army throws out a pesant guy and a pesant girl*
*they look at eachother then run over to eachother and start hugging and doing the "its ok darling i'll take care of you" kind of thing*
Me: Do you see him yet?
Soldier: Not yet sir!
*draws swords and points them at the couple of bait*
Me: YOU TWO! KISS ALREADY!
*They um...follow my comand*
Soldier: THERE HE IS! THERE HE IS!
Me: (looking into the sky) Ready Arrows!
*The speck gets closer to show Cupid*
Cupid: well those two are in love, and that means I have to go shoot them in the a**...I LOVE MY JOB!
*Cupid flyes in to get a good shot*
Me: FIRE!
*Millions of arrows fly a Cupid and the little tike falls two the ground with 6 arrows in him. He falls to the ground*
*I walk over*
Cupid sad quietly in obvious pain) Why?
Me: (putting my mouth to his ear) Because I dont like you.
*I trow him my sword expecting he knows what comes next*
*Cupid trows it at my head*
*It hits me hilt end in the back of my head*
Me: SON OF A b***h!
*picks up sword runs over and stabs the living hell of of him*
Me: (Panting) Another one down...
*pulls list out of robes*
Me sad muttering) check...cupid. only the Easter Bunny, Tooth Farie....
*pulls tooth out of cupids mouth*
*the tooth farie appears*
Tooth Farie: s**t...
*brutaly mames her with sword*
Me: (muttering) tooth farie...check.
Hope this story made you valentines day fun! BECAUSE IT SHOULDN'T HAVE!!!!
And Cupid is a rapist I'm sure...
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