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Utter and Complete Random-ness (and a great deal of it too)
Ok everyone!
It is 12:03 and I am extremely bored, sick of doing homework, sick in general, suffering from fatigued muscles, and loaded on caffeine from about 5 sodas and a cup of tea!!!
So I'm gonna just put random stuff in this post.
If you are sane, I suggest you
1. Read no further
2. If you choose to read further, realize that it is of your own will and I am in no way responsible for your sanity
3. It is always wise to find a good therapist when you feel your grip on reality starting to slip, as it probably will if you DO continue to read
Remember...
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
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looks like you have decided to stay
excellent!
remember, should you feel nauseous, frightened, dizzy, lightheaded, or altogether insane, close your eyes, cover your ears, and start singing "Jesus loves me" or "twinkle twinkle little star."
Of course, in the mind of any parental unit present, that may not seem like a good, "sane" approach to the matter, and I suggest you are ready for counciling.
^_^
thank you so much for your time.
and now...
ON TO THE MAIN EVENT!!!
mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen
so, I found this e-mail lying around...
my friend had moved away, and was staying in an awesomeful-rural-like Pennsylvania house for a while.
of course, the "rural" part actually meant more like "lack-of-internet"
and this is what came out...
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pennsylvania... *drools while gazing off into space*
Wait... no internet? No internet!
No internet = no email
No email = no talking to me
No talking to me = decrease in my mental stability
Decrease in my mental stability = going insane
Going insane = homicidal, murderous, bloodthirsty, vampiric rampages
Homicidal, murderous, bloodthirsty, vampiric rampages = increase in deaths
Increase in deaths = lots of dead people
Lots of dead people = end of the world
Therefore...
You having no internet = ze end of ze wurld!!!!!
ARGH!!!!!
AND NO, I DON'T NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, well, maybe I should consider it... maybe...
But it's not entirely my fault, I still have that @#$%^&* of a phantom living in my head!
sweatdrop
yeah, I'm crazy, but so is she, so it's all good
and by the way, for all of those of you who care, the Phantom is the Phantom of the Opera. I'm not even kidding here. He literally is INSIDE MY MIND!!!
EEEK!!!
yeah, and he has this psychotic room-mate now who is an insane fire-demon
he doesn't have a name yet
I'll get back to you on that...
I'm sure you are VERY interested... (notice the sarcasm dripping from my voice)
anywho...
here's another one of my friend and mine's conversations...
(I don't think I phrased that sentence correctly, but I'm to lazy to change it... although... writing this little splurt here to explain my laziness is probably taking more effort than it would to change that sentence... <_< ... >_> ... whatever)
Fishy:
Yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i will learn to ski!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .......... dangerous........ like realy, deadly, break-all-the-bones-in-my-body dangerous............ SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM IN!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:
am so freakin' bored Amanda!!! ARGH!!! where are you when I need you? Jeeze... And you know what happens when I'm bored??? THE PHANTOM COMES BACK!!! AHHHH !!! SAVE ME!!! Yeah... I'm insane... Deal with it... *mmm... these triscut crackers taste good...* Stop looking at the computer like that? Like what you ask? LIKE WHAT??? I know that right now you have that smug little grin and you're thinking that I'm pathetic! SO WHAT IF I'M INDULGING IN TRISCUTS!!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THAT WAY!!! *eats another cracker* I'm good now... What have you been up to lately? I MUST KNOW!!! Er... well... I'd really like to know...In English we have to present a "Brown Bag" speech. For this we need 3 things that have some significance to us and then we have to write a speech about them. Do yo have any ideas??? For the moment, I'm all like >_< (that thingy being my face) I don't like speeches... It means I have to think. damn... thinking... stupid... argh... So yeah. That's the current story of my life. That and my boredom... (p.s. We must go skiing!!!)
Fishy:
hey! did u here about how Elmo knows this 18 year old german hotty!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he probably has an accent!!!!!!!!!!!!! u know how much i love german guys with accents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:
Well you should meet this German hottie! You might just like him! But yeah… Australian accents are so cool! I still like British though… they’re kinda the same, but the Australian is a little rougher if you know what I mean…… German accents are pretty cool too………. I wish I had an accent!!!! We should come up with a national talk with an accent day! How cool would that be?
Fishy:
that would be such an awsome day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the only problem is that some people do not have good accents.
and guess what. the german hottie is not a german hottie. apparently he is all american and only lived in germany for a couple of years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im so bummed.
Me:
Damn... I think you need to find another German hottie then... hmmm... I don't know any German hotties... When the German kids come, should I find one for you??? >_<
Fishy:
yes we should......
so what chaos and destruction do u plan on over break?
Me:
psh... like I'd reveal my evil plans.
I do think I'll do a lot of writing though
Fishy:
SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now.... have u finished the story about the suicidal chick?
Me:
uhm....
*shifty eyes*
Fishy:
well......
Me:
uhm....
*shifty eyes*
<_<
>_>
<_<
>_>
Fishy:
well......
Me:
uhm....
*shifty eyes*
<_<
>_>
<_<
>_>
Fishy:
well......
Me:
uhm....
*shifty eyes*
<_<
>_>
<_<
>_>
do I need to answer???
Fishy:
why didnt u finish it???????????????????????????????????
this would be about the time where she mentally poked me with a stick repeatidly...
hehehe...
So yeah, but I poked her back, because she couldn't get IM until her basement was finished. (which it still ISN'T)
So here's another one of our random conversations...
Me:
pashaw... (lol)
can't you just get some of your minions to do it for you???
But,Why must you do so much to this basement??? Is it... like... NONEXISTANT???
Fishy:
all it was was concrete walls and windows. we had to put frames and firebreakers up to create bedrooms and a bathroom.
my minons wont listen to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my magic super powers are disapearing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:
LoL
Sounds like you're having just a jolly-good time (notice the sarcasm dripping from my voice)
What! You've lost ur magic super powers???
HAHAHA!
That's what you get!
Your minions shall not listen to you because you left me!!!
HaHa, my minions still listen
TTYL
~LuLu (by the way... Shmo loves you!!!!)
Fishy:
thats not fair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and...
what's a shmo?
Me:
Hehehehehehe!
I'm so evil!
n_n
And Shmo is not a what, he's a who.
n_n
Fishy
hey!!!!!!!!! im the evil one aound here!
..........
or am i the crazy one????
i always forget.....
so....
who is Shmo????
Me:
LoL
First of all
I am the most evil
Second of all
You are the crazy one
Third of all
You are disgracing Shmo, because his name must always be written or typed in blue lettering
Fourth of all
Does it matter who Shmo is? He loves you! That's all that matters
Fifth of all
Finish your #%&^ing basement!
Fishy:
WHAT IS A SHMO?!?!?
Me:
no, no, my dear Fishy...
WHO IS A SHMO?!?!?
Fishy:
ok....................
WHO IS A SHMO?!?!?
Me:
Shmo is a cool wizard from the land of Bleu. He is best friends with the Ninja Turtles (especialy Leonardo, because Leonardo is the blue one) and he has a rivalry against William of Orange (as in the dude from history, but not really, that's just his name) and the little green ninja dot who has red antennas. Shmo can summon blue butterflies to attack his apponents and he has awesome blue magic balls of fury! Shmo is always clad in blue because he is the wizard of Bleu and because he likes that color and because he, well, is Shmo. He also has blue hair and he paints his nails with blue nail polish, but... He is NOT a gay man!!! This is Shmo. He loves everyone. He even has a story that I'm writing about him in Dani's yearbook, LOL. Shmo loves you!
XD
TTYL
~LuLu and Shmo (who <3s you)
Fishy:
O_o what the phlegm... are you sure I'm the crazy one???
So did you make Shmo up?
Me:
SHMO IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DON'T TELL ME HE'S NOT REAL!
SHMO LOVES ME!!!
*starts rocking back and forth*
Fishy:
yes shmo is real!!!!!!!!!!!! yes he loves u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! have u been taking ur meds.???
Me:
<_<
>_>
<_<
>_<
*shifty eyes*
>_<
uhm............
Fishy:
ok....... at least tell me u still see ur phyciatrist?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Me:
am I supposed to be on meds? I don't remember any meds.........
hehehe.......
XD
Shmo, Shmo, Shmo, Shmo, Shmo...
Fishy:
Get help
Yay for random conversations...
now for something that might actually be entertaining.
For those of you who care, it is now 1 in the morning!!!
xd
jeeze, it takes way to long making Shmo's name all pretty and blue like...
ANYWHO...
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Maraud and embezzle and even hijack.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We burn up the city, we're really a fright.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
We're rascals, scoundrels, villans and knaves.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs!
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er-do-well cads.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Aye! But we're loved by our mommies and dads!
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
hey... why is all the rum gone???
*staggers*
oh... that's why....
xp
(and for those of you who know the whole pirate thing... GOOD PIRATE!!! GOOD PIRATE!!! ugh... *rocks back and forth with dismay* it was not my fault! my brain is a separate entity from me!!!!)
I feel so bored
curse the boredom
may it burn
in hell
forever
although I don't think that boredom can actually burn
I'm not sure how that would work
but curse the boredom anyway
may it burn
in hell
forever!
I need more soda... or coffee... or tea... GIMME CAFFEINE!!!!!
Why don't I post random thoughts that drift through my head in a 45 minute time period... I think you’ll be amused…. hehehe….
I feel spaced-out right now. Listening to sandstorm… Attempting to write an essay… It’s not really working. I loathe essays. I also loathe…. Uhm…. Other things…. I’m too spaced-out to think…. Did you know that I can drive now? Yes. I can drive now.
I suggest you all run (incase you haven’t already fled in fear)
Oh, song change… every time we touch by Cascada. I feel like dancing…. But I’m too spacey and out-of-it. I need coffee… someone get me coffee. GET ME COFFEE DAMN-IT!! *waits* *drums fingers on the desk* Oye, Where’s my coffee? *waits* The song changed… now it’s chasing cars by Snow Patrol. I’m still waiting… *waits* FINE!!! I’ll get my own coffee… *glares and speaks in a low hissing voice*, curse you…” I’m good now… just gotta get my coffee.
*giggles while drinking coffee*
It’s 7:35… do you know where your coffee is?
(Muahahahaha! I stole it!!! If you didn’t run earlier, now is the time!)
*psychotic giggle*
Oh look! Now it’s 7:36! That mean’s I’ve been talking about random stuff for 12 whole minutes!
SONG CHANGE!!! (you don’t get to know what it is, ha-ha)
*stretches and yawns*
*sings along with the music*
Hm-hm-hm-hm-hmm
Hm-hm-hm-hm-hmm
Hm-hm-hm-hm-hmm
Hm-hm-hm-hm-hmm
You’re the only thing that I love…
Scares me more every day…
On my knees I think clearer.
Goodness knows I saw it coming…
Or at least I’ll claim I did…
But in truth I’m lost for words.
What have I done?
It’s too late for that.
What have I become?
Truth is nothing yet.
A simple mistake starts the hardest time.
I promise I’ll do anything you ask.
This time…
YET ANOTHER SONG CHANGE!!!
Eh… Do I really want to listen to the district sleeps alone by the Postal Service?
*thinks* I do like this song…. It matches my spaced frame of mind…
*sways*
*chuckles* this song isn’t helping me regain consciousness though…
Maybe I should look at my essay again…
Phlegm that!!!
*sways to music again*
YAY!! SONG CHANGE AGAIN!! LET’S PLAY CAN YOU GUESS THIS TUNE???
(Yes. I do realize that you can’t hear the actual tune. Does it look like I care? And yes. I do realize that you can’t see my face either…)
Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-haa
Ma-ia-haha!
Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-haa
Ma-ia-haha!
Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-haa
Ma-ia-haha!
Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-haa
Ma-ia-haha!
Alo, Salut, sunt eu, un haiduc,
Si te rog, iubirea mea, primeste fericirea.
Alo, alo, sunt eu Picasso,
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic,
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic.
Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai!
Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai!
Te sun, sa-ti spun, ce simt acum,
Alo, iubirea mea, sunt eu, fericirea.
Alo, alo, sunt iarasi eu, Picasso,
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic,
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic.
Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai!
Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai!
Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-haa
Ma-ia-haha!
Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-haa
Ma-ia-haha!
Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-haa
Ma-ia-haha!
Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-haa
Ma-ia-haha!
Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai!
Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai!
If you guessed Dragostei Din Tei by O-Zone, then you were right!!!
Now I’m listening to their song, Numai Tu!
I am no longer spaced-out! Now I feel way hyper!
*psychotic giggle*
It’s random words time!
And let’s start with the all-time favorite…
Banana! Apple! Star! Sky! Clouds! Rain! Fall! Spin! Flip! Jump! Horse! Absquatulate! Imprecation! Imp! Vampire! (song change = the boxer by carbon leaf) Werewolf! Faerie! Pixy! Bunny! Demon! Moose! Irish! Pettifogger! Trivia! Library! Books! Delete! Yeasty! Opera! Weapon! Cudgel! Sword! Die! Foofaraw! Fanfare! Eddy! (song change = wandering around by carbon leaf) Bromide! Tractable! Incarnadine! Bowdlerize! Coxcomb! Uxorious! Chimerical! Hinterland! Random! Freak! Spirit! Life! Miles! Sigh! Dance! Music! Wandering! Interregnum! Confusion! Punctilio! Favonian! Exegesis! Synonym! (song change = on any given day by carbon leaf) Nascent! Fait! Accompli! Ignoramus! Acuity! Star-crossed! Equanimity! Efface! Deface! Face! None! Foil! Ruin! Bricolage! Irenic! Ironic! Wassail! Day! Unsystematic! Away! Flower! Green! Sparkly! Black! Speakers! Zebra! Game! Art! Light! Darkness! Devilry! Run! Stay! No! Yes! Good! Evil! Sick! Twisted! Bad! Urbane! (song change = dark chest of wonders by nightwish) Flibbertigibbet! Malaise! Child! Window! Open! Wide! Angels! Once! Derogate! Impassive! Time! Pain! Opportune! Cut! Rope! Fly!
I want to sing along with this song… *starts it over*
Once I had a dream
And this is it…
*air guitars*
Once there was a child's dream
One night the clock struck twelve
The window open wide
Once there was a child's heart
The age I learned to fly
And took a step outside
*dances*
Once I knew all the tales
It's time to turn back time
Follow the pale moonlight
Once I wished for this night
Faith brought me here
It's time to cut the rope and fly
Fly to a dream
Far across the sea
All the burdens gone
Open the chest once more
Dark chest of wonders
Seen through the eyes
Of the one with pure heart
Once so long ago
*guitar goodness*
The one in the Big Blue is what the world stole from me
This night will bring him back to me…
*rocking out*
Fly to a dream
Far across the sea
All the burdens gone
Open the chest once more
Dark chest of wonders
Seen through the eyes
Of the one with pure heart
Once so long ago
Fly to a dream
Far across the sea
All the burdens gone
Open the chest once more
Dark chest of wonders
Seen through the eyes
Of the one with pure heart
Once so long ago
YAY!!!
Now it’s I Wish I Had an Angel by Nightwish (I love these guys)
*gets a fruit-roll-up*
Yummy….. chewy…
Well… It’s almost time for us to part from this insanity… so let’s make these last ten minutes as crazy as we can!!!
And how’s the best way to make something mad and fanatical?
Either make a wild story, or run around wildly in circles!
So…
I’ll tell you a wild story about wildly running around in circles!
It was a dark and stormy night on the Isle of Haunts… but that didn’t mean it was scary. That meant it was HAPPY! At least it was happy for Vanessa. She was a very… very… morbid child. She was eight years old, and had lived alone on this island since she was four, when she murdered her parents. After that, she stayed in her castle, chattering and tittering and giggling to herself like the maniac she was. She loved death. She loved darkness. She loved the pounding rain, the flashes of lightning, and the claps of thunder. To Vanessa, this was a good day.
However, someone moved next-door. Sure, Vanessa lived in a castle, but that didn’t mean that people couldn’t move in next-door.
So one day, Vanessa decided to see who moved in next door…
She though about how wonderful it would feel to slide a knife between this stranger’s ribs.
So… she walked to the door, lifted the knocker, and knocked once, twice, three times.
The door opened, and there stood…
A NINJA WHO HAPPENED TO BE A BANANA THAT DANCED LIKE A RABID MONKEY WHILE SINGING ABOUT PINK UNICORNS FROLICKING THROUGH MEADOWS OF FLUFFY FLOWERS UNDER A RAINBOW FILLED SKY!
Now that my friends, is creepy. ninja
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