Bob: I’m going to cook myself a waffle.
Tim: I wonder what there is to eat around here.
Bob: Wow gees I have to go to the bath room.
Tim: Oh look a waffle, already cooked too
5 minutes later
Tim: That was one good waffle
Bob: Hey Tim did you see a waffle sitting on the counter here just a minute
ago?
Tim: Yes. Why?
Bob: Where’d it go?
Tim: I ate it.
Bob: You what?
Tim: I ate it you know, like it went into my stomach.
Bob: Well is it going to come back up? As in a full piece?
Tim: I don’t think why?
Bob: BECAUSE THAT WAS MY WAFFLE!!
Tim: Oh… I’m sorry.
Bob: Tim I want my waffle back.
Tim: Look I know your mad but I can’t give it back I ate it.
Bob: Well you better get it back before I hurt you.
Tim: Look Bob I can’t give your waffle back. Just make a new one.
Bob: NO! I WANT MY WAFFLE!
Tim: There are plenty more in the refrigerator.
Bob: But that was my waffle Tim!!!
Tim: Well I ate it Bob! I can’t give it back.
Bob: How much you want to bet you CAN give it back!
Tim: All the money in the world Bob.
Bob: GIVE ME MY FREAKIN WAFFLE BACK TIM!!!
Tim: Here! TAKE YOUR STUPID WAFFLE!
Bob observes the waffle
Bob: What is this?
Tim: Your waffle.
Bob: This isn’t my waffle Tim.
Tim: Yes it is Bob.
Bob: No it isn’t Tim you just made this its still warm.
Tim: Fine so what if I did why wont you eat it!?!?
Bob: Fine I’ll eat it.
Bob gets up from the table and walks over to Tim
Tim: What are you doing?
Tim steps back
Bob: NEXT TIME DONT EAT MY WAFFLE TIM!
Bob stuffs the waffle in Tim’s month and walks away
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