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........and the flight lady was so ugly,my weenie was about to grow but instead it went out my buthole.......

and my gradma gave me drugs,i woke up 2 days later,and she called me a wuss

and i went to victorias secret,and the thong seperated meh balls,and i said if i were a girl,id look like i was smugglin to chewbacca at the beach

..........and my friends son got in trouble for doin his teacher...........and he was home schooled