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Funny, stupid & cheesy Pickup Lines.... |
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ok... I was watching a cartoon this past night where two of the main cherries get the hots for their co.. Well, my brotehr & i began (at random) to state stupid pick-up lines that wouldn't work if your just meating the person... well it could... depends on the person... All i know is that i would laugh my a** off....
1. Did you fall from heaven? Because i'm talking to an Angel... 2. Did you go fishing? Because you have me hooked... 3. Was your father an Alien? Because your outa this world... 4. Is it hot in here, or is it just you? 5. Do you have a map? Because i'm lost in your eyes... 6. Are you an astronate? because your outa this world... 7. Were you looking for a real man? Because your stairing at one... 8. Here I am! Ok, you have two wishes left... 9. I'm sorry, but I couldn't help but notice you over here not noticing me. 10. Hi, I lost my phone number, could I have yours instead? 11. Are you tired? Because you've been running around in my head all night! 12. Are you going to talk to me, or do I have to lie to my diary? 13. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 14. I think the cops are looking for you, because you've stolen every guy's heart in here! 15. Can I have it back please? You took my breath away! 16. The sky must be falling, because I just found an angel! 17. I need a straight jacket- you're driving me crazy! 18. Hello, I could be your Mister Right, or at least Mister Right Now... 19. Put me in a Zoo, because you drive me wild! 20. You don't look like a broom, but you just swept me off my feet...
ok... those are just funny... they could work... at the right time.... but these... i would say drive me to the floor... their either sweet & obviouse.. or just so stupid you'd get the chick... but she'd laugh her a** off...
1. Hi, pull my finger! 2. No wonder it's dark out, you stole the stars from the sky! 3. I'm like a candy bar, totally sweet and half nuts. Want a bite? 4. Excuse me, but aren't we related? Want to be? 5. Hey what do you say we go back to my place and do the things I'm going to fantasize about later anyway? 6. Can you help me? My mom says I have to get a date by tomorrow or she's kicking me out! 7. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name... 8. Did you just grab my butt? No, well, want to? 9. Hi, you have something in your eye- no wait, it's just a twinkle. 10. Should I call you in the morning, or just roll over and just wake you up?
Trippy_Trixx · Sat Mar 19, 2005 @ 06:07am · 0 Comments |
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