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Again, title, nothing to do with entry, whatever, y'all already know. Any way, again this entry is just a random decision made by me on the spur of the moment because i feel well i just dont have enough journal entries. Currently i am re-watching Underworld:Evolution, pausing the parts that i dont really care for and then fastforwarding through them after they've happened. (im watching it on tv not on tape). The underworld movies are good i think but they're still not my favorite vampire movies. Blood and Chocolate was a good warewolf or lugaru movie, the name's just retarded as ********.
What i dont get is how the chick Selene can wear that tight a** faux leather outfit with that corsett all the time, and apparently with no underware for those of you who have seen the 2nd movie. how uncomfortable. but, she look's sexy right? am i right? riiight.. and this movie shows how modern day vampires are just like humans, so lazy they rely on guns to do every thing. a skit for you all: A commercial on how to solve all your problems

Stuck with chores?
Sick of school and all that homework?
Want to tell your boss he's a a*****e and you quit or simply want to get ahead in life? Well then all you need is a gun!

Shoot your parents so they can't give you any more of those stupid chores and get foster parents who wont make you do any chores!!
(in very small print in far right hand corner): results not typical

Shoot your teachers and never have to do homework again!
(in very small print in far right hand corner): caution, may cause side effects such as no job in future, a crappy life, being called an idiot, moron, or otherwise and lack of understanding of what those words mean. also, nose bleeds, internal bleeding, shortness of breath, dizzyness ,vomiting, depression, and having to do homework.

Shoot your boss after telling him he's an a*****e and take his place! run your company with fear and death for the insubordinates who try to quit! also, make a splash at your next meeting! impress your co-workers before blowing one of their heads off for eating your lunch out of the fridge even though it was clearly marked with your name! and so much more!
(in very small print in far right hand corner): warning! may cause jail time, the death penalty, being labeled a mass murder, not getting a date with that new guy or gal in the office, also, results may vary and arn't typical.



Wow that was a long joke, maybe somebody will find it funny.....
anyway, im tired of typing this now, im gunna go check my mail...