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Jump

A blonde, brunette, and redhead are on the roof of a burning building. The firemen hold out a blanket and shout to the brunette, "Jump! We'll catch you!" So the brunette jumps, but the firemen pull out the blanket and the brunette lands on the cement. The firemen shout to the redhead "Jump, we'll catch you!" The redhead jumps, but the firemen pull the blanket away and the redhead lands on the cement. The firemen then shout to the blonde, "Jump, we'll catch you!" The blonde replies, "No, I don't trust you! Put the blanket down and back away!"

You've got mail

A blonde goes outside to her mailbox to check her mail, she finds that its empty. She walks back inside. Then 5 minutes later she comes back out, checks the mail and goes back inside. On the third time her neighbor (who had been watching her) asked, "What on earth are you doing? Is there a problem?" "Yes!," she cried frustrated, "My computer keeps saying that I have mail!"

Disneyland Left

One day two blondes decided to go to Disneyland. When they were almost there they saw a sign that said "Disneyland left" so they turned around and went home.

How To Keep A Blonde Occupied For Hours

1. Write on both sides of a piece of paper ?Please turn over?
2. Put here in a circle room and tell her to sit in the corner

UFO's and Smart Blondes

What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? You hear about them much, but you never see them.

ha! those are good ones hannah