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Author's Note: Christmas Funnies Comedy Special NotCompleted
Because a glitch on Gaia made me loose the entire collection of the Neverland journey I decided to put that aside for another time and therefore it will not be continued for a while. To make up for the lack I have decided to return with another one shot comedy called Christmas Funnies!
This story takes place a year after the events of Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 and despite all the crazyness of KH 3 our heroes have found the time to pay good ol Jack Skellington a visit. However, Jack seems to be up to his old antics and is trying to take over Christmas...again....won't he ever learn?
This story also introduces a new character named Tarah who is none other than Cool Giirl Tarah (sp? lol it's been a while and I don't remember how to spell the name)
Characters in the story:
Kyoko (Owned by me)
Yukina (Owned by Lacrimosa_Sweetbox)
Tarah (Owned by Cool Giirl Tarah (sp?) )
Sora Owned by Disney/Square Enix
Kairi Owned by Disney/Square Enix
Riku Owned by Disney/Square Enix
The Cast of Nightmare Before Christmas Owned by Touchstone Pictures
(Sorry but Sakuya will not be appearing in this tale)
(I don't know what is under Sora's Pumpkin so for the sake of story telling don't take it seriously)
The gang has arrived in Halloween Town all dressed in their Halloween Town best. Kyoko stood still looking at the detailed stitches on her arms and felt underneath her eye patch to touch her button eye. It didn't matter how many times she came to this place, she hated feeling like a rag doll...it was just too awkward.
Yukina: She looks at Kyoko and tilts her head to the side a bit while wagging her were tail. "Why are you touching that eye again? It creeps me out."
Kyoko: "It creeps you out?" stare
Yukina: She lifts up the eye patch to see the button eye. "Bleh....that's just gross"
Sora: He walks over to them. "Let me see" .......... eek Eh...heh sweatdrop "It's not that bad."
Yukina: "Dude! How can it not be that bad?!" she asked then narrowed her eyes at him. "Hey what do you got under the pumpkin?" stare
Sora: "Eh erm....it's nothing...really" sweatdrop
Yukina takes a step closer to him and reaches out for the tiny pumpkin that covers his eye. Sora's hand immediately shoots out and grabs her wrist.
Sora: "You don't want to know what's under there"
Yukina: "Yes I do" 3nodding
Sora: "No really you don't" ninja
Yukina: She lets out a grunt in frustration and flings her full body weight on him making him fall back with her ontop. "I said let me see DAMN IT!" scream
Yukina lifts Sora's pumkin and a strange noise like a sucking vortex can be heard. Her soft curls are being sucked in towards the vortex. From the proper angle you can see that Sora has no eye in that place...it's just an empty black void.
Yukina: Places the Pumpkin back.... eek ....."Wow" she looks back at Kyoko who is in just as much shock...."He's right...it's not that bad" she said while blinking a few times.
Kyoko got over her shock and then just shook her head. She could hear the sound of people running towards them. She turned and saw Riku, Kairi and Tarah heading towards them.
Kairi: "There you three are...we were wondering where you went."
Tarah: "Yeah we just kept walking until I noticed that you three weren't with us" she said with some stress on the "I"
Riku: He snorted and folded his arms over his chest. "You mean that I realized they had been left behind."
Yukina: She was getting up from the floor and dusting off her witchy skirt. "Gawd Riku it's not always about YOU"
Tarah: "Yeah you are so conceited"
Both Tarah and Yukina look at each other and give each other a high five while wagging their were tails.
Kyoko giggled and then turned her back to them she noticed that there were a string of Christmas lights making their way into the city....this time they were red and green.
Kyoko: "Oh no" she said with a sigh.
Sora: He got up and dusted his pants off and looked at his little sister. "What?" he asked as he followed her stare. "Oh......"
Yukina: She blinked and looked at them "What are you two.....oh no! He's done it again! Doesn't he learn?" she asked with a frown.
Riku, Kairi and Tarah all looked at one another confused then looked back to Yukina, Kyoko and Sora.
Kairi: "What are you three talking about?" she asked while looking at the lights that were heading into the town.
Yukina mimicked Kairi behind her back domokun domokun
Kyoko: rolleyes and then muttered. "Yukina cut it out"
Yukina: sweatdrop What? "I wasn't doing anything."
Tarah: "Hello? So what's going on?" she asked while hopping a bit. Tarah was the youngest so she was shorter than Kyoko (FINALLY) she couldn't see the lights because everyone had been blocking her view. She pushed her way inbetween Sora and Riku and stood there with her mouth gaped open. "Wowie! What are the special lights for!?" she squealed.
Sora: He sighs and begins to make his way towards town. "A while back we helped out the master of Halloween. His name is-"
Kyoko: "-Jack Skellington, The Pumpkin King" she finished while starting to head to town as well. "He had recently had an idea to take over Christmas from Santa Claus, to help Santa out but the idea backfired....I mean he is the King of Halloween."
Yukina: "So he HAD decided to back off when he saw that Christmas really wasn't his thing and we hoped he had learned his lesson but-"
Sora: "-Seems like he didn't"
Riku: He snorted once more. rolleyes "Come on Sora, Santa Claus?" he asked with a raised brow.
Kyoko: She puffed up her cheeks and placed her hands on her hips. "Why is that an untangible thought?! For Pete's Sake! We're in 'Halloween Town' "
Riku: He took a step back to get away from Kyoko's wrath. "Sorry, it's just that it doesn't seem real" sweatdrop
Yukina: She walked with her finger placed on her chin she seemed to be in thought. "Hey Kyoko?"
Kyoko: "Yeah?"
Yukina: "Who's this Pete? Is he someone I should know about" biggrin
Kyoko: stare
Yukina: ".......What?"
Kairi giggled and Tarah jumped infront of Sora with her fist high in the air.
Tarah: "HALLOWEEN AND CHRISTMAS!!! THOSE ARE MY TWO FAVE HOLIDAYS!! 4laugh I want to see Santa! I want to meet the Pumkin King!!" whee
Sora: sweatdrop "Easy does it small stuff" he said with a chuckle as he placed his hand on Tarah's shoulder. "We'll see Santa in due time...especially if Jack has been meddling with Christmas again" he says with a smile.
Riku: He mumbles "There's no such thing as Santa"
Kyoko: Glares at Riku and steps on his foot
Riku: "Yeowch! Kyoko!" scream
Kyoko: "What?" smile "It was an accident" 4laugh
Riku: stare
Kyoko: biggrin
The gang steps into the city and see that Jack's attempt does seem to be better than his last. The lights are red and green and there are cuter decorations that fit the Christmas look. As they make their way into the center of Town they can see a poor subsititute for snow and Jack's old Skeleton Reindeer.
Kairi: "You know this place is more creepy than Christmas" she says with a worried look on her face.
Tarah: "This place is the coolest. Chyea! When do we get to meet Santa?"
Sora: He laughs and looks up to the dark sky. "Hopefully soon"
Yukina: "Yeah, the sooner the better."
A voice calls out: "Hello! Welcome!"
The gang turns around to see Jack Skellington himself heading towards them.
Sora: "Hey Jack how are things?"
Jack: "Quite well actually! It's good to see you again Sora, Kyoko and Yukina." he says with a skull like grin. He then looks past them to see Tarah, Riku and Kairi. "Oh? Who are your friends?" he asked while blinking a bit.
Yukina: "This is Kairi, and Riku and-"
Tarah: "-I'm Tarah! Nice to meet you mister Jack Skellington" 4laugh she says while shaking his bony hand rather enthusiastically.
Jack: "It's nice to meet you all. Any friend of Sora's is a friend of mine!" he says with a grin.
Kyoko: "So Jack? What's going on? How come I'm seeing the old Christmas set up again." she asks while placing her hand on her hips.
Jack: He looks around innocently while trying to avert her gaze. "Well, yeh know erm...."
Yukina: She giggled. "Looks like old habits die hard huh, Jack?"
Jack: "Of course not!" He says trying to look like the Pumkin King. "It's just that well, you see Sandy Claws caught a cold and I was thinking that-"
Tarah: "-That you could help him out?! Oh that's so nice! I want to help out! Can I?"
She says while bouncing around ecstaticly (sp?)
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