HAPPY FREEKING EASTER!!
*Opens to the same field as before*
Me: (and by me I mean “Me”) Steady…Steady…
Soldier #8: I SEE THEM!!!!
Me: *Draws swords* Steady…wait for it…
*Out of a near by whole pops a rabbit*
*The rabbit throws a carrot at me*
Me: OW!!! s**t!!! THAT WAS MY EYE!!!!!
*The rabbit hides back in the hole*
Me: THE FIRST SHOT HAS BEEN FIRED!!!!!
Me: SHOW YOURSELF BUNNY!!!!
*The Mecca-Easter Bunny stands up on a lone hill*
MEB: So 王私...you have arrived…good. The Easter Bunny still hasn’t recovered from last year…I don’t know what the hell you did to him but he still won’t go near Asparagus!
Me: He doubted my power…I hope you won’t do the same…
MEB: of course not…
*Draws a carrot and deformed flat choco-bunny in sword and shield fashion*
MEB: ATTACK!!!!
*From behind him an army of bunnies and chicks and chickens come out by the thousands*
Me: ATTACK!!!!
*Insert epic battle here*
*End epic battle here*
*Two figures stand alone on the field*
Me: *beaten and bruised* you have fought well but carrots, marshmallows and chocolate are no match for me…
MEB: *with carrot broken and shield has 3 bite marks in it* I won’t let you destroy Easter...*coughs*
Me: If I had a dollar for every time I heard that…then I would of bough an assassin to kill you so I could have had a lovely day of torturing prisoners…like all you men have become…
MEB: Damn you 王私…
Me: I love you too…and give you master my highest regards!
MEB: you know…
Me: Santa wasn’t very good at keeping secrets.
*My fire swords light*
Me: Bye bye bunny!
*Stab him in the back*
MEB: 5…4…3…2…
Me: WTF!!!
MEB: 1…Ho ho ho!!!
*Bunny explodes in giant mass of hot chocolate!!!*
*All fades to black….or not*
Me: *covered in chocolate* DAMN YOU SANTA!!!!!! JUST YOU WAIT!! I’LL GET YOU!!!!!!!!! This was my favorite hakama too…
*王私 looks around at the bodies of soldiers with little peck marks in them*
Me: Damn now I need to fund a whole-nother army…how am I support too…
*looks at bodies of dead chicks…*
Me: Hmmm…
*So 王私 went home, but the next day a new holiday item was found in Gaia*
Merchant: CHOCOCHICKS!!! GET YOUR SOLID CHOCOCHICKS!!!
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