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Offset Fantasies
A place for my story ideas, where I'll goof with plots and pictures.
Trolls make me giggle.
I mean really, their messages are so very, very lame. However, the post in the GCD today was priceless.

Mr-Angry
So last night me n the crew r scanning the club, we run securtity on every door in town, ran the old pussies outta town, aint seem em since. had the usuial drunk assed preppy f@gs from the local college, simple choke hold, knee, punch and they are down then we throw them into a dumpster ion the alleyway, one night we puyt 8 guys in it at once, squashed em in like tuna in a can.


im working the door, crowds are lovin it, seeing me, im a damn celebrity oin this town, im like "chill the ******** out" but these guys are shoving n sh1t trying to get a glipse of my strong assed self especially since im rockin a fine italian suit, really shows off my frame,m

Peoiple r texting each other n sh1t, soon musta been 1000 outside the club taking pictures begging to get in, guys start shoving some girlsz and the crews like "******** this" and jump in, start nailing people uypside the head, i break out the bats we keep behind the door, cracking skulls all over the ******** place. women love this sh1t, im top dog and they cant get enough of me whoopin a**,, im givin them a glimpse of my strong a** face inbetween swings of the blood soaked bat, its like a damn photo shoot.

next thing i know some p***y draws a gun, little T makes a grab and gets hit, good thing the crew wear vests, i dont, i aint got time for that p***y sh1t, so i go for the guy with a "son, somebody about to get their sh1t messed up" look on my face i see a flash but dont feel sh1t since im jacked up with adrenaline, i tackle this guy and the crew goes to work on his skull while i kick his gun down a drain. crowds gone ******** wild,

Crew locks down the club and calls a doc, girls r all over me crying n sh1t, im like "i aint got time to bleed" and sip some $1000 champage with a sh1t eating grin opn my face, when the docs turn up they couldnt believe their ******** eyes, turns out my jacked up muscle fibras stopped that 9 in its tracks, like organic body armor or some sh1t, a normal pussied a** guy wouldnt hit the bricks and died, a bullet aint sah1t to 220lbs of coiuled up fibras, you dont gotta be a scientist to knopw that.


w2hen i say im built for this sh1t i mean it.


I think he copied a Hollywood script and the 1337ed it up.





 
 
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