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This normal stupid kid named Matthew is a flat-out *$#@. He hurts my friends feelings, I float towards him with a knife in one hand, salt in the other. I mean, he hurt her so I kill him. Matthew, please keep all organs inside of your body otherwise I'll take them and give them to my dogs. Murder! he cries. That's right kid and I'm enjoying it. He better wise up if he wants to make it to age 21.