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Jack, Jack how u make us laugh so...

The list of Jacks 7 woes of today:

1: 'The one'
Haha we were waiting for Kates bus and she comes saying "ooh, I seen pistachio boy, the guy who was calling colleen ????? (random name), and the one" well, we all know who 'the one' is but im not gunna repeat t right now. haha

2: Kates house
And i quote "YOU HAVE A BACKYARD??!!!" .... "YOU HAVE A BASEMENT??!!"
and ect, ect, ect.

3: The swing of death:
Not only did she squash me trying to get on said swing, she couldnt get off! the was swinging, and whining, and scared to death. I on the other hand (and im sure Kate and Sara were too) was completly amused.

4: HAMburgers:
Yea, she though hamburgers came from pigs, because of the HAM part. Yup, she was almost in tears not to mention Mortified that she has eaten a cow twice this week. We had t explain it all to her, then she got mad that we didnt tell her earlier, but honestly we thought she allready knew.

5: Pitbulls:
Yea, not only does she no refuse to eat cows, she also eats *ahem* "pitbulls...no footballs... no pig bowls... wait I did say pitbulls" ya, and THIS mortifies us.

6: Lack of knowledge:
She doesnt know what oxymorons are. She said something and I called it an oxymoron, and she was mad that I called her a moron. Then she tried to figure out some oxymorons but... NO shes hopeless haha jk. But that desnt mean they made sense... Grrr... There were a few other words Kate had to eat for fear of Jack asking what they mean...

7: Pencil molester
She would not leave the stupid pencils alone. GARGH!!!!

haha well today wa definatly eventful. I mean we found Saras true identity, Found out that im a single man with no job and Kates a hobo, it only takes to steps to walk half the lenght of a gym, we wrote 2 now songs,have an idea for a story I am about to write in you a few minutes etc, etc...
Now i will eave you with a list of REAL oxymorons....
-alone together
-silent scream
-living dead
-same difference
-plastic glasses
-peace force
-pretty ugly
-headbutt
-working vacation
-tax return
-virtual reality
-jumbo shrimp
-healthy tan
-agree to dissagree
-a little big
-absolutly unsure
-act naturally
amonst at least 300 others
http://www.oxymoronlist.com/