Chuck Norris and the basketball ninja robots.
The game stands at Chuck Norris against 20 ninjas. Chuck looks at the ninjas, all shaking, in a cold sweat. They’re afraid. Chuck Norris is thirsty (for destruction), so he runs up to a ninja, jumps into the air, and round-house kicks his face, unfortunately for the ninja, chuck’s foot broke the speed of light, catapulted the limb into the past, and kicked Amelia Earhart, in the face, knocked her out and caused her to crash.(She was a pilot that disappeared over the Atlantic for un-know reasons)
Back to the ninja. As Chuck’s foot reached that extreme speed, it created a wave of super-dense air in its wake, from the immense speed of his foot. This wave hit the ninjas head, causing a loud snap. The crowed gasped. The head hit the ground, but the body kept walking! The ninjas were robots!
Then the game began. At the jump ball, chuck jumped 12 feet into the air, grabbed the ball, and drop-kicked it into the robot-ninja center, smashing the face, exposing gears, wires, and hydraulic fluid. The robot collapsed into a heap of scrap-metal. The ball bounced off the ninjas head, and went sailing through the air. Chuck jumped off the nearest ninjas head, crushing it in a shower of sparks. Chuck caught up with the ball in mid air, and slam dunked the ball, with his jump starting at half-court.
The ref saw this, and declared chuck Norris the winner, right on the spot.
The robo-ninjas became angry, and began circling chuck, and attacked! Chuck grabbed the ninja’s foot that was trying to kick him in the gut, and swung the mechanical bi-ped into the basketball hoop, scoring chuck 20 more points, even though he already won.
16 ninjas left. The rest of the ninjas were shocked for a second, but that was all that Mr. Norris needed. Chuck launched himself into the group, kicking, crushing, maiming, rending, and destroying as he went. The first ninja received a robotic-cranium full of fist, and the second got a robotic-stomach full of foot. Chuck jumped onto the nearest ninjas shoulders and crushed the robotic humanoid’s head between his thighs. The ninja shuddered and then exploded in a brilliant white flame, taking out five of his robot companions in the same fashion.
Eight ninjas left. They scattered, trying to flee, but didn’t get far. Chuck had a secret weapon up his...eyes? As they fled, chuck concentrated on the group, and a laser shot from his eyes, cutting four of them in two. The upper body seemed to have a reserve power supply, good for long enough to send a distress signal to the home base. Once the battery ran out, the self-destruct sequence initiated. Standard robot-ninja procedure. The four ninjas exploded into a giant ball of fire, taking out the rest of the group, and leaving a four meter deep crater in the gym floor.
Chuck decided that it was a pretty good work-out for that day, and was surprised that the ninjas got as far as they did. So he left his personal gym and flew home on his jet pack.
THE END
OR IS IT?
DUN DUN DUN.
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