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' ' A . Y o u n g . A b e r r a n t . M o n k e y . V e x a t i o u s l y . S a i d ' '
And out of no where comes YANO!!!!
But it seems like this young avenger has come a tad too late for the party.
As it seems, everyone has already left the premises to go to sleep for a giant convention tomrrow called school.
What is this school they talk about? Why is it called a convention?!
What is better Digimon or Pokemon?!
WILL HE EVER KNOW HOW A SHIP IN THE BOTTLE IS MADE?!
Tune in next time ON -plays lame and trite hero music- PANDA TAG!!
- P A R T 2 -
So the amazing Lotte has voted Digimon the better out of the two.
So far, the scoring is Digimon 1, pokemon ZERRROOO~!
Will pokemon ever catch up?!
But it's too late to count the votes now!
THERE ARE ONLY 3 PEOPLE ON RIGHT NOW!!
Dun dunnn... DUNNN...
bleh.. That wasn't very exciting. I'll have to think up a better one
COME ON RP skills. Kick in.
- P A R T 3 -
-heroic theme music of PANDA TAG-
Welcome viewers. We last left off with our young avenger Yano standing stupidly at the forums waiting for someone to rescue him. Then out of nowhere comes the amazing Weezing. Weezing is very skilled at explosion and destiny bond which is a very a**l and sore loser tactic to win. For those of you completely lost this is pokemon. Not digimon. If i said Weezmon then it would be digimon.
Well.. moving on.. Weez and Yano were talking about politics and the stock market while battling it out in Pokemon Diamond and Pearl. When Windy comes along for just a short coffee break after her finished artwork. Yano awes and gasps at her presence but Weez takes advantage of our avengers weakness and owns him at Pokemon. Depressing. Very Depressing.
While Yano was crying about losing, Tion comes along to comforts him but then she abandons him for the convention called school.
As Yano and Weez were aruging over who's cheese was more cheesy, Lotte comes in disguised. Only Weez saw through her ninja like arts. Our avenger? How did he do you ask? He failed. Epically failed. When Wez left to go on a camp or as Yano calls it, Corner Altitudes of Mooing Poodles, Lotte showed her true appearance. Our avenger grovels at her feet for forgiveness, however Lotte had other things in mind. Unknown to our hero, she has secretly become a stalker of the Yano. We now return to our hero fending her off with nothing more than a banana peel. How in the world is he fending her off with a banana peel you ask?! Well..
He's not.
In other news, Digimon takes the lead with 2 and pokemon ZERO~!
How is it possible when there was pages and pages of this before?!
The answer is simple.
I started counting when everyone left.
Rigged and cheating you say?
WELL DEAL WITH IT.
XD
Tune in next time on.. PANDA TAG.
Will Yano ever make it past Lotte?!
Is Weez really a pervert for stopping at post 69?!
Is this narrative FUNNY ENOUGH?!
WILL POKEMON EVER GET A VOTE?!
I was also serious about the ship in the bottle.
WHEN WILL THE PANDA TAG THEME SONG ACTUALLY PLAY?!
All answers will and will probably NOT be answered in our next exciting episode OF!!!
-plays that cool heroic music-
PANDA TAG!!!
- P A R T 4 -
Let's hear it for our NEW THEME SONG!!!
YAY~!!!
We left off last with our young avenger Yano fending for his life against the viscous stalker Lotte. But soon, Yano's inadequate memory in counting distracted Lotte enough for her to slip on his banana peel. Those few moments were enough for Yano to escape capture.. FOR NOW.
Soon, Lotte was stalking Yano like a mad-woman. She even had those giant fingers in football games. You know, the ones that say "#1" except she had "Yano's #1 Stalker" or something creepy like that. Our avenger found this even more disturbing than we did because she COULD COUNT!!
I know, I'm as amazed as you are. Lotte can count. Time and time again she told Yano his post count number because he would get it wrong pretty much every post. That's fail right there. Lotte's stalkerness... is that even a word? Well whatever, we are on Gaia, everything is a word. She started to DOMINATE Yano?! WTH!!! But to calm her down Yano fed her some biscuits. Then they had this epic fight where Yano brought out his monkey icons and Lotte went all Big Finger #1 on him. Our avenger triumphant over the stalker Lotte!!!
In the meanwhile, there has been no one else in the thread so far so Lotte and Yano were having an epic battle of rock paper scissors. Yano swears Lotte cheats, but since she is one of the hosts he always loses that battle. CAN ANYONE SAY RIGGED?!!?!!
Sooon, Lotte told Yano secret plans about robbing a casino as Yano was in detention. Don't ask about the detention thing. Things got really weird. Trust me.You don't want to know. Anyways, Lotte wouldn't let Yano in on the plans because he can't count very well. What kind of casino robber can't count >u<
Lotte even showed Yano her briefcase full of cash from her last heist. It was monopoly money. She robbed her own Monopoly set. Can you say.. EPIC ROBBER. Simply amazing that is. Our hero was so awe struck he eat mud from her (if you read the posts you'll understand LOLZ)
Our avenger looks at the time and gasps, he has only 3 more hours before his first day of school starts and he has not yet sleep'en for a day!! How will our hero continue?!
Outside of that, Digimon still owns Pokemon 2 to 0.
Pokemon better kick it in gear or they will epically fail miserably.
Will Pokemon ever get ANY votes?! It's only been 5ish hours and yet it has none!!
Will Lotte every play a fair game of Rock Paper Scissors?
Are penguins really THAT crafty?
I wonder why all these artists have these weird Ranger names to them.
How come Lotte has a collection of these writings on her profile?! CREEPY!!
Will our hero ever remember his post counts?
What will happen to our new theme song?!
WILL THERE BE AN ENDING SONG?!
-Plays the Panda Tag theme song-
All these questions will be answered and will most likely not be possible to be answered in our next exciting episode of THE MISADVENTUROUS TALES OF PANDA TAG!
And why is there a title change?!
What the heck is going on?!
PANDDDAA TAAGGG~!
Yeeeaaaahhh~!
- P A R T 5 -
-Plays Panda Tag's kick a** new theme song PANDA TAG!-
We return to our young avenger Yano. This time he is in luck. He has manage to catch a WHOLE BOAT load of people on the forums to day and they seem to stay. Yano cracks down on disgusting homework as he floats around the room watching the other people.. not like a creepy stalker pervert .. just watching.
He notices Windy in a disguise. HA! No super ninja skills are going to stop Yano today!
BUT! As he looks around he realizes that his trusty steady Weezing is no where to be found!!
OH NOES!!!
What happened to him? Did these vicious art people eat him because he was cheating so much at the pandas?!
"mental note. Dont cheat on pandas"
But... for some reason they were saying how he went to camp.
Camp.. Corner Altitudes for Mega Pixels?! WTH?! What kind of BS camp is that.
Ohh wait. No no no. Silly Yano. He went to sex ed camp. That pervert.
As he silently creeps he is spotted by Supi. Quickly, he has an epic rock paper scissor battle.
Our young avenger comes out VICTORIOUS!! But shh. Dont tell Supi that. Supi will get mad because Yano lied to her that she actually won. She believed that rock beats paper. Silly clown. ;]
Our avenger's ears perk up at the sound of tennis. Quickly he runs over the the conversation slipping on the banana peel that Lotte slipped on yesterday. Head over heels he crashes into the wall and starts doing that silly worm or as Sinx calls it. "The hump" that his monkey does on his posts.
He quickly challenges Ziller to a tennis match and completely aces her with his ultimate move: Big greeen ball of death!
Winning 3 sets in a row he moves on to his next victim... SUPI!!!
Again our favorite hero is triumphant but this time Supi's secret attack: Laugh of the clown almost had him beat... and send to the hospital for a mental break down.
But what is this?! There is a boss level?! What is this a Final Fantasy game?!
Nonetheless he battles the ultimate boss...
DUN DUN DUNNN~!
SIN SIN!!!
An epic battle took place. The two contenders are neck and neck.
"Smash of a thousand monkeys!!" screams Yano
"Ah. You are strong, but you are no match for me!" Replies Sinx
"Pretty and pink reflection of a thousand blazing pink PANDAAAASSS!!"
Our heroic man tries his best to return her shot, but cannot.
Sinx laughs mercilessly at his failure.
"Ths is not over yet! I still have one super ultimate secret attack!" Yells Yano.
Standing up that cool epic heroic music starts to play. You know like that music in Lord of the Rings when a hero epically stands up after being stabbed 10000000 times.-
"Ancient Smash of the wise golden monkey king throwing his purified poop!!!!!" AND BAM there goes his final serve.
"TEAM PANDA! UNITE!"
"NOOOOO!!!" screams Yano.
When Sinx goes into that mode.. no one can stop them!
PINK! MUNCHLAX! PURPLE! EMO! WHITE! MUTLI FLASHING COLORS THAT HURTS MY EYES! CLOWN! SKY BLUE! GREEN! TOMATO!
SUPER MORPH INTO!!!
ULTRA UBER PAAANNNDDDDAAAA!!!!
"EAT 5 POINTS PANDA!!!" roars Ultra Uber Panda.
AND BAM! the world is blown in half by a cute panda carrying 5 coins.
Game. Set. Match.
The Winner.... TEAM PANDA TAG!
Did our hero survive that ultimate attack?
Is Weez really at sex ed camp or Corner Altitudes for Mega Pixels?
Was it really necessary for Six to call team Panda Tag to win the match?
WIll Yano ever overcome his fear of clowns?
How in the world did team Panda Tag join when only like 4 of them are here?
Why am I asking you all these questions. You don't know anymore than I do?!
Also, What freaking post number am I on?1
Wiat a minute. That has nothing to do with this episode but WHO CARES!!
I'm the one typing this stuff up.
Tone in next time on the next exciting episode of...
Panda Tag, the mini-series.
-Softly starts to play the Panda Tag theme song as the picture slowly fades out and then redirects to fade on on Sinx face-
"“well, ISN’T that f***ing ironic”
-end of episode-
Story by Yano65
& dedicated to Panda Tag.
You steal and Lotte will cut your balls and boobs off
& dedicated to Panda Tag.
You steal and Lotte will cut your balls and boobs off
