I just wanted to share a couple dirty jokes with you guys. Well, the second one might not be dirty, but it is sick. I'm hating myself for laughing at the second one, but hey, a laugh is a laugh. sweatdrop
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A man and his wife are having sex when their 10 year old son walks in on them. The son screams, "Oh my God!" and runs out of the room. The man laughs and says, "Give him a few minutes to calm down, then I'll go out and explain what's going on."
A few minutes later, he walks into his son's room to find him having sex with his grandmother. The man screams, "Oh my God!"
"Yea," the son says, "it's not so funny when it's your mom is it?"
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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage
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HA HA! Sick, right? Told ya. Anyway, hope y'all liked it.
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Damn straight.
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