Bolg: "Members of the D.C., it has been brought to my most recent attention that there is an evil/demonic masquerade theater, featuring a new combatant you must face." Cranom: "Sounds like fun to me! =D" Daniel: "New what, now?" Sam: "A new combatant. Identity, please?" Bolg: "An evil masquerade wardrobe, possessed and controlled by the same evil that created D.C.A., Shadow-Cranom, and Grimbo Helikoff." Daniel: "All easy jobs. We just got another sap that I can take down on my own time. I'm goin' alone." Sam: "Daniel, we work as a team, or not at all." Bolg: "Please... Do not fight alone..." Daniel: ... "Ahhh, hell, alright... But, after this, next mission's mine!" Sam: "Deal."
Later that evening, the Crew had gone over to the play, only to sit through seven hours of awkward, but not harmful activity... Daniel: "(Yawn) Ugh, Sam, how long's this gonna take?" Sam: "Unpredictable, and untold... The longer we wait, the closer we are, though. Patience is keen."
After another three and-a-half hours, the Crew had grown tired of watching countless acts, but the strangest part of the whole play... Was the fact that the entire audience was astounded by the performances, never yawned, never coughed... Never blinked... Meanwhile, the Demolition Crew throw in the towel, and walk out... Daniel: "Ninety-Six Hours Of Crazy Geeks In Masks! Damn It All!" Sam: "It was not four days, Daniel, don't be so dramatic... Although, that was a needless amount of time... And, it's still going. You can hear the crowd cheering." Daniel: "Yeah, good for--... Uhhh... That ain't cheerin'...(Crowd screaming) Let's Go!" They run back in, and see the masquerade massacre himself...
Chetchner Bacal!
He's sending floating masks after everyone! Once they latch to your face, depending on the expression of the mask, you will do certain things... Harmful/painful things...
Smile: You will laugh yourself to death.
Frown: You will kill yourself.
Mixed: You will go crazy, and put yourself at risk, trying to escape the control.
Daniel: "I'll get these ugly masks off everybody, you guys handle Chechnyan Bacon!" Sam removes his sword from the sheath, and prepares for battle! Chetchner is still sending more masks! Sam: "If I attack you, it's to hurt you, not to help you... Do I make myself clear?" Chetchner roared as his mask began to frown. Now, all masks that have latched to peoples' faces, are frowning. Daniel: "Alright, you're free. Go somewhere safe, and don't ever come back here again." Lady: "Wait, wait... Who are you?" Daniel: "... Some guy that just saved you from bad..ness." Lady: "Ah~ I got'cha." Sam attack Bacal with the greatest of speed. (Rapid-fire exploding kunai/throwing knives/sword-slashes to mask/drill-mine launch) Sam: "Cranom! Assist!" Cranom: "Bleh!! D= Da! Geh! Oap! De! Agh! Oh, Yeah! Lazer-Beam! I knew that! =D" Cranom's lazer is effective, but with just a bit more strength, they could fell the great masquerade massacre! A fireball hits Bacal, dead in the right eye! Daniel: "Have Some'ore Fire In Your Diet!" (Preparing Fire-Bomb) Sam takes Cranom and teleports outside. Cranom: "Are you... A duck? ove" Sam: "Of course I am..." Cranom: "Well... Stop it... -v- (Snoring)" The entire theater explodes! Sam: "Daniel! Are you ok!? Where are you!" Daniel was nowhere to be seen... Suddenly, a hand taps Sam on the back. Sam: "... (!) Daniel!? Ohhhhhhh.... God..." Daniel: "That big boom-boom cost me my clothing... Can we go home, now!? PLEASE!?" Needless to say, they all went home, and Daniel put some clothes on after a cold shower that turned hot... Chetchner, and his theater were destroyed to rubble. He will never again terrorize the lives of extensive audiences of men, women, and/or children...
DANIEL WINS!
Background Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIm7bR0p-nQ
