Why did the chicken cross the road?
why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Who's cruel idea was it to have an "s" in the word, lisp?
If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital
If a quiz is quizzical. Then what's a test?
If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?
Isn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"?
If God sneezed, what would you say?
If you got scared half to death twice, would you be dead???
If Donald Duck doesnt wear pants, why does he wrap a towel around his waist
Do fish ever get thirsty?
If you stick a sticker on a non stick pan would it stick?
Why does it say on CHILDRENS tylenol not to operate heavy machinery?
If Barbie is so popular, then whey do you have to buy her friends?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Did you notice anyone goin slower than you is an idiot, and continued on 20
anyone going fast than you is a maniac?
Do vegitarians eat animal crackers?
If all the world is a stage, what part are you playing?
If a tree falls in the woods ... Do all the other trees laugh at it?
If a guy raped a prostitute should he be charged for shoplifting too?
If Hooters delivered would they be called knockers?
If the dictionary spells a word wrong how are we suppose to know?
DO you believe in love at frist sight? What about blind people?
Since history never stops, when does the future begin?
How do people grow seedless grapes if there's no seeds to grow them?
If 7 - 11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?
Why is there an interstate highway on Hawaii?
If your floating down a river in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, h
If the #2 pencil is so popular, then why is it called #2 insted of #1?
Why do croutons come in an air tight package? isnt it just stale bread?
Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?
Is it tuna or chicken?
If I am happy and I know it and my face will surely show it continued on 38
then why do i have to clap my hands?
What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?
If we use our dirty hands to get clean with soap, does that do the job?
If no one's perfect then how come we have to practice?
If it will all be better in the end, how do you know when the end is?
Is it really fun to Wang Chung?
If a turtle is born without a shell is he naked or homeless?
What's the Sound of one hand clapping?
If you swallow a rainbow what color does it turn?
Why do they call them Apple Jacks, if they don't taste like apple?
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? heart heart heart
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