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Dear Preston,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it that night with George Bush and his wife and I saw you pull the toupee of my avocado plant. I'm sure you're scared enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without cocaine abuse.

Good luck on your short term leave from jail,
Ash