AHAHAHAH, Gaia did a great job on this, it's so funny ;]
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall... who's the person I won't call? "
"You're my new best friend in the whole world! ...donate plz? "
"I'll be waiting in your bushes in case you change your mind! "
""Stalker" is such a strong word... "
"My love for you inflates faster than the marketplace. "
"Ours is a love that knows no Terms of Service. "
"What have I ever done to you, that you would treat me so disrespectfully? "
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"Do you have a halo? 'Cause you must be an angel. "
"No... it's okay... I was just kidding about liking you... "
"Forget monthly collectibles... my love for you is perennial. "
"Wait! Where are you going! It's just a glitch! "
"Are you a scammer? 'Cause you just stole my heart! "
"I think we should start seeing other people in 3... 2... 1... "
"Here's an idea: I'll call you Balki and we'll be Perfect Strangers. "
"Are you a ToS violation? Cause you got fine written all over you. "
"Are you a UFO, cause you just abducted my heart! "
"What do you mean, I kiss "like a trout gasping for air"?! "
"That's not what I meant by "are you a mule?"... "
"A restraining order? That's so romantic! "
"You must be a troll, because you put a flame in my heart! "
"When I started Gaia fishing, I didn't know I'd catch myself a friend. "
"I've found the missing piece to my jigsaw. "
"You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna Pikachu! "
"Roses are red, carnations can be pink. On this day of Valentine, I love you... I think. "
"This is so much better than hugging my pillows! "
"Your pepper spray has an exquisite aftertaste! "
"You're nice, but I need to get home and, uh... wash my hair. Over and over again. Until the end of time. "
"You're like a can of Red Bino: You make my heart race. "
"Now I know the true meaning of "BFF." BACON FEEDING FRENZY! "
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