I was in my backyard, cleaning my rabbit's cage, and the people that look after and own horses were getting to ride behind my house, and I was dumping the cage in the compost, and rustled the bushes, they turned to me and said, "Dion, are you spying on us? You sick ********!" Then, I went banshee on them.
Me: "WHY THE ******** WOULD I SPY ON YOU BITCHES, DO YOU THINK I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO ******** DO THEN STARE AT YOU ASSHOLES LIKE THE REST OF THE GUYS IN MY GRADE???"
Them: "You couldn't touch us anyway"
Me: "WHY THE ******** WOULD I WANT TO TOUCH YOU? EVER HEARD OF STDs? GENITAL WARTS? I HAVE, AND YOU SKANKS PROBABLY HAVE THEM!"
Them: "You still wish you could touch us like our boyfriends do"
Me: "No....Did you just hear what I said? Besides, I wouldn't want to go near you bitches anyway, YOU ARE 14 AND SLEEPING AROUND LIKE AN STD MAGNET. WHATEVER, END OF ******** CONVERSATION." -Walks away-
I feel proud.
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